Avengers Imagines

Gossip Girl

Warnings: if you don't like/haven't watched Gossip Girl then I'm sorry :/

A/N: I don't know what this imagine is so I apologize for the quality, but I thought it was fun to write hah.. also please notice my little bean in that gif he looks so young *sigh* I loved him in Gossip Girl

Word count: 1014

"Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Avengers Assemble," you say in your best impression of Kristen Bell's gossip girl voice.

Let's be real for a second: you love Gossip Girl, it's one of your favorite shows of all time. Practically every member of the team has sat with you at some point and watched as you binged the show. So today, while everyone (except Thor who has responsibilities in Asgard and Bruce who has locked himself in the lab) is in the tower, you figured why not have a little fun?

You skip happily from your room to the kitchen where you find your first victims: Bucky and Steve. They seem to be fighting over what they want for dinner, which is a pretty stupid thing to argue about. Nonetheless, you hit the record button on your phone to capture their interaction.

"Steve we had Shawarma literally two nights ago!" Bucky shouts, pulling at his brown hair in frustration.

"That's two nights too long," Steve replies back, crossing his hands over his chest. "I can't believe you right now. You love Shawarma."

"Of course I love it, but not every day!" You have to stifle giggles at how stupid but hilarious this fight is.

"I-I can't believe you right now," Steve shakes his head, blue eyes filled with disbelief. "So this is what betrayal feels like."

"Me betraying you?" Bucky scoffs angrily, pointing an accusatory finger at Steve. "It's always about you and what you want, Steve! I'm going to do something for me for once!" Bucky storms out and you approach Steve, making sure the camera captures his every move.

"SPOTTED: S and B having a brawl in the kitchen. Be careful, S; maybe B is tired of constantly living in your shadow," you contain snickers as you imitate Gossip Girl, making sure to zoom in on Steve's confused blue eyes.

"Y/N, what are you..." he starts to ask but you run out of the room before he can catch on, not that he'd understand the reference anyways.

Later you make your way into the training room where you find Clint, Natasha, Steve and Bucky sparring with one another. You realize Tony stands in the corner, seemingly seeing how many bullets one of his suits can take. Whatever the reason, he has distanced himself from the rest of the team.

You know Tony has had a not-so-secret crush on Steve for the longest time now, and you would never do anything to jeopardize that, at least, not if Steve didn't feel the same. Which he does.

"Looks like Lonely Boy has been left in the cold while S runs the show," you walk over to Tony who shoots you a glare as you zoom in on Steve as he spars. "Word is that Lonely Boy may have heart eyes for our Golden Boy. Will he make his move?"

"Y/N!" Tony hisses at you and grabs your arm, pulling you closer to him as though the rest of the team heard you. "What do you think you're doing?"

"It's just for fun, Tony," you smirk, removing yourself from his hold as you prepare for your next segment. "Besides, you should tell him how you feel, he might surprise you," you wink and run off to film Clint and Natasha.

You watch eagerly as Steve goes to tackle Bucky rather harshly, still mad about their fight from earlier. Nat and Clint instantly get between them and bump heads, making them both stagger backwards angrily.

"Clint, I do not need your help, I've got this under control," Natasha glares at her friend, pressing one hand against her aching head.

"Obviously not because Bucky was almost mauled by Steve," Clint glares back with just as much intensity as Bucky just watches the two of them fight in confusion.

"Guys, it's really no big deal-" Bucky starts but Clint and Natasha whip their heads to him, fire practically shooting from their eyes.

"Shut up, Bucky!"

"This just in: C and N fighting over B? Who knew B could turn these two besties from partners to opponents. Grab the popcorn, Gossips, this is about to get interesting."

Once again you laugh maniacally as they all turn to you angrily. Honestly, you should have come up with this idea months ago. You run out of the room to go and piece together all of the videos.

"This is getting out of hand," Steve sighs and Tony nods in agreement.

"Gossip Girl has given her too much power."

Eventually, the team comes up from the training room and finds you sitting on the couch scrolling through your videos with a wicked grin on your lips.

"Y/N, this has to stop," Steve announces as he walks into the room and sits on a chair.

"Nat and I are not fighting over Bucky," Clint clears his throat pointedly, making you giggle.

"Yeah, Clint is just an idiot."

"Nat I swear-" Clint starts and you begin to pull your phone out but a hand on your wrist stops you and you look up to meet Tony's disapproving stare.

"Besides, if I were in Gossip Girl I would not be Blair," Bucky huffs, crossing his arms as he plops down on the empty spot next to you. "I would so be Carter Baizen." This makes you and the rest of the Avengers laugh as Bucky glares at you in frustration. "What?"

"Buck, you look nothing like Carter Baizen," you say in-between laughter, wiping a tear from your eye.

"What? Yes I do!" Bucky throws up his hands in exasperation, looking to the rest of the team for help.

"I so need to get this on video for my YouTube chann-"

"NO!" Tony shouts, attempting to steal your phone from your hands. "JARVIS BLOCK YOUTUBE ON ALL OF Y/N'S DEVICES!"

"Yes, sir," comes the response and you roll your eyes.

"I'd be careful if I were you, little J. My bite is much worse than my bark," you reply.

"Y/N!"

"You know you love me, XOXO Gossip Girl."