Avengers Imagines

Hair Cuts - Avengers GC

A/N: i've been reading a lot of stories on AO3 (mostly bc i've read close to every stony and winteriron and stuckony story on wattpad) and all i can say is there are some kinky ppl out there (still appreciate y'all tho we need you)

Description: you can't keep up with the avengers hair choices

Warnings: language, stony makes their appearance per usual, thorbruce pops up

there are IW and CW mentions in here so i'm sorry to bring up the trauma (it's hard for me too)

also for sake of this story bucky did not get dusted alright he's alive and well

and loki is alive too

so only tony is struggling lol classic sorry hon

Word count: 1485

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*You started a group chat*

*You added Steve, Thor, Bucky, Natasha, Clint, Tony, Loki and Bruce*

*You named the chat 'we need to talk'*

Tony: nothing i have ever been a part of that starts with "we need to talk" ends well

Clint: because you're shit at relationships

Steve: Language, Clint, we've been in the chat for two seconds

Loki: It's been more like two minutes actually

You: we do need to talk

Thor: You have commanded our undivided attention, lady Y/N!

Bruce: This feels like an intervention

You: it is

Bucky: if this is about the incident with the toaster and the fork we can just skip it

Tony: you put a fork in a toaster?

Natasha: idiots, all of you

Bucky: nope no clue what ur talking about

Steve: Why? What happens if you put a fork in a toaster?

Loki: please try it and get back to us, captain

You: enough !!! this is not about toasters

Bucky: oh bless

You: it's about hair

Bruce: What

You: like

You: what is with all of your hair i can't keep up

Steve: I'm not sure what you mean.

Bucky: steve, you grew a grief beard that's what she means

Natasha: true, the grief beard is pretty distracting

Tony: what beard ???

Thor: Have you not seen the beard, man of iron?

Bruce: Thor...

Tony: uh no, haven't got around to it

Tony: BECAUSE I'M STUCK IN SPACE

Thor: What space do you speak of?

Thor: Do you need assistance getting out?

Thor: Man of iron, I know you are small but that does not mean you should try to fit in tight spaces!