Avengers Imagines

Wine Night (GC)

Warnings: language, lots of fun side ships

Word count: around 1450

*Vision created a chat*

*Vision added Tony, Steve, Bruce and Clint*

*Vision named the chat "Help me please"*

Vision: It is happening again.

Vision: I am concerned for their well-being.

Tony: they're at it again huh

Tony: this is the third time this month

Bruce: It's literally December 15th.

Tony: even i'm impressed

Steve: Tony, this is not something we should be proud of.

Bruce: He's an alcoholic, Steve, he would be proud

Tony: thx for ur support bb

Vision: It is bad this time.

Bruce: How bad

Steve: Clint?

Clint: on it

Clint: i am watching from the vents

Clint: they are in Y/N's room

Clint: yes it is true

Clint: it is wine night

Tony: it seems like every week they have wine night 

Steve: Wonder where they got their alcoholic tendencies from.

Tony: got something to say steeb

Tony: come say it to my face

Tony: better yet, whisper it in my ear softly and tenderly

Bruce: You have been spending too much time with Wade

Clint: my ship is sailing

*Clint has added Thor*

Clint: our ship is sailing

Thor: MAN OF IRON AND CAPTAIN OF AMERICA I KNEW I CHOSE WISELY WHEN I PUT YOU TWO ON THAT MIRACULOUS BOAT

Steve: What?

Tony: thx thor & clint, leaders of our fan club 

Steve: Again, what?

Thor: Wait :( Wine night has commenced without me :(

Vision: Yes! We must put an end to this nonsense.

Clint: they are drinking the wine straight out of the bottle my god

Thor: Yes Clint?

Bruce: Thor no

Vision: My poor Wanda was innocent until she met those two.

Clint: really ? because wanda just challenged Y/N and nat to see who can finish their bottle the fastest

Clint: natasha said "be prepared to lose bitches"

Thor: No! That is my most favorite part of the night of wine!

Clint: they are all chugging now

Tony: yesssss tip that bottle back baby

Steve: Tony, stop it! Do not encourage their actions!