Bachelor Monday - Avengers GC

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A/N: are y'all caught up on the bachelor ?? i'll feel bad spoiling it but like it's been a week and it's on hulu ??

even if you don't watch it, this group chat should still make sense as long as you get the gist of the show

just to be safe, there are small SPOILERS if you're not caught up i'm sorry

no spoilers from tonight's episode bc i'm watching it right now :)

Description: it's the best day of the week and the avengers are ready

Warnings: language !!! slight rhodeyxsam, stony, slight clintxreader, SPOILERS

Word count: 1510

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*You created a group chat*

*You added Tony, Steve, Clint, Bucky, Sam, Thor, Natasha, Peter, Bruce and Rhodey*

You: guys

You: guess what day it is

Clint: hump day

Tony: monday? i hate mondays

Steve: Oh, come on! They aren't bad! Go for a run, do some work, start the week off right!

Bucky: he pushed me out of bed

Bucky: at 5 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING

Clint: steve that's like terrorism

Tony: he's captain AMERICA how does that even make sense

Clint: that's what he wants you to think

Sam: steve lapped me 37.2 times on our run

Natasha: .2 ?

Sam: yeah he only got in 20% of his last lap before bucket pushed him in a pond

Peter: Sir Mister Captain Rogers Sir did you really get yeeted into a pond?

You: pics or it didn't happen

Thor: I, too, would like to see the Captain get pushed in the water!

Rhodey: ah, i remember running once upon a time

Rhodey: my legs just don't work like they used to ya know ???

Tony: too soon honeybear :(

Steve: I SAID I WAS SORRY OKAY

Steve: Is this gang up on Steve day or?

You: no it's BACHELOR MONDAY COME ON

You: god i can't believe none of you guessed

Bruce: I'm already buying snacks

Bruce: With Tony's credit card but it's the thought that counts

Peter: But I have class tomorrow :(

You: yeah and

Tony: he can't get behind on his work, y/n, it's important

Natasha: i already called the school and told them you won't be in tomorrow

Natasha: it's really not that hard

Steve: Nat! You can't go around doing that! Peter needs to be going to school!

You: chill mom and dad i'll drive peter there myself in the morning alright

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