Dead moms

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Sara: My mom died in an airplane crash.

Clyde: I *sighs* left the toilet seat up and she died on the toilet.

Eric: My mom was killed by someone *starts crying*

Sara: YAY! YOU MADE HIM CRY! *Cheers for joy.*

Everyone except Eric: YAY!

Tweek: GAH! TOO MUCH.... PRESSURE! *runs outside*

Kenny: *runs after Tweek*

Car coming towards them.

Kenny: Tweek! *pushes him out of the way of the car and gets ran over*

Stan: You killed Kenny!

Kyle: YOU B*****D!

Tweek: GAH! *runs home.*

Kenny: *gets up.* Im fine. I didn't die.

Everyone except Kenny: THANK GOD!

Sara: I think Tweek went home so... We will see you later. BYE!

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