Sara: My mom died in an airplane crash.
Clyde: I *sighs* left the toilet seat up and she died on the toilet.
Eric: My mom was killed by someone *starts crying*
Sara: YAY! YOU MADE HIM CRY! *Cheers for joy.*
Everyone except Eric: YAY!
Tweek: GAH! TOO MUCH.... PRESSURE! *runs outside*
Kenny: *runs after Tweek*
Car coming towards them.
Kenny: Tweek! *pushes him out of the way of the car and gets ran over*
Stan: You killed Kenny!
Kyle: YOU B*****D!
Tweek: GAH! *runs home.*
Kenny: *gets up.* Im fine. I didn't die.
Everyone except Kenny: THANK GOD!
Sara: I think Tweek went home so... We will see you later. BYE!
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