Sara: Im still scared of last night! Stupid Freddy!
Clyde: *cries* Your reminding me!
Trinity: well, We are going outside. You two want to come?
Sara and Clyde: No, *Clyde cries*
Clyde: I don't feel safe out there. Freddy might be hunting us. Or worse! Manbearpig!
Trinity: Who the heck Manbearpig? (she doesn't curse.)
Eric: he's Ale Gore.
Trinity: Who's Al Gore?
Eric: You don't know who the f**k AL GORE IS?!?! *laughs at her*
Sara: *gets p**sed off and slaps Eric's face* That should wipe the smile off his face.
Everyone except Sara and Clyde: *walk outside.*
Clyde: You're all going to die! Im telling you!
Eric to Trinity: Dont listen to Clyde, he's a cry baby.
Kyle: NO HE ISN'T CARTMAN! He's been brave sense he met Sara. But...He isn't if you unleash his crying side. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF HIM! Remember that one time?
FlashBack
Kyle: The girls don't have a divine that shows them the future Cartman. That's retarded!
Clyde: You sir! MOCKED CARTMAN BEFORE, yet you're demanding answers. NOW DAMN YOU LET HIM SPEAK!
Cartman: Thank you Clyde.
Clyde: *sits down and folds arms*
Reality
Eric: Oh yeah. Well s***w that flashback!
Flashback: Awe!
Eric: Trinity. Why don't you curse?
Trinity: I don't know. I guess I'm more mature than you!
Eric: EY! At least try.
Trinity: Ok, f-f-f-
Eric: GOD DAMN IT SAY F**K ALREADY!
Trinity: f----f---- F**K YOU ERIC! *Covers mouth*
Eric: HA! You finally cursed!
Trinity: Help, me. I need to be cleaned! DAMN IT CARTMAN! *Covers mouth*
At house
Sara: Have you stopped crying now?
Clyde: *sniffles* No! *starts Crying again*
Sara: I got it! TACOS! *goes in fridge and grabs tacos.*
Clyde: *walks over and grabs taco out of her hand* Give me my taco!
Sara: *laughs and hugs Clyde* You're back! Anyways, see you guys.
Everyone: *runs in.*
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