Sara: COME ON PEOPLE!
Clyde: *facepalm* Never mind her...
Sara: IM NOT HIGH! DONT THINK THAT I AM CAUSE IM NOT!
Max: Im here. *makes gun hands and winks at camera*
Sara: Oh my god... ALRIGHT! Who had the idea oh keeping him here?!?
Eric: *runs for the door but Sara grabs him*
Sara: HA! It was YOU!
Eric: DAMN IT! *sighs* Yes, It was me that wanted him here.
Kenny: mm *pulls down hood* No I did. I know he's a player like me and Clyde.
Sara: CLYDE ISNT A PLAYER! *slaps Kenny's face*
Kenny: *flips Sara off*
Craig: Dont flip off my sister! *flips off Kenny*
Eric: *flips Sara off*
Sara: HEY! *flips Eric off*
Kyle: *flips Eric off*
Stan: *flips Craig off*
Trinity: *flips Max off*
Max: *flips Clyde off*
Clyde: *flips Max off*
Butters: Uh... Fellas. Why are you all flipping each other off? Why cant we have peace?
Eric: Token and Tweek haven't flipped anyone off.
Sara: Cause they arent here idiot.
Butters: Stop fighting please. We all need to be friends.
Sara: Im not being friends with that jerk! I would rather die. *crosses arms*
Kyle: He's a fatass. Why should he be here in the first place?
Craig: Just ignore him.
Everyone except Eric and Butters: *start ignoring Eric*
Eric: FINE! Screw you guys, Im going home! *walks home*
Sara: You know what. I'm going to be friends with Max no matter if I like it or not.
Max: I thought so. *makes hand guns at Sara and winks* Girlfriend.
Sara: First off, Eww! Second off, IM NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND! I'm with Clyde! *hugs Clyde*
Max: *Death stares at Clyde*
Clyde: Hey. Im Clyde. *lets go of Sara's hug and fake smiles*
Max: *ignores Clyde*
Trinity: Damn. Thats rough. *makes this face: 😁*
Kyle: WHO WANTS WATERMELONE? *grabs Watermelon out of a bag*
Stan: Jesus Christ! Where'd you get that?
Kyle: Wallmart.
Kenny: Nice.
Sara: I call chopping it! *makes this face: >:D*
Craig: No. We all know what happens when you chop a watermelon.
Flashback
Sara: Here we go! *grabs knife and slices the watermelon randomly.* MOOHOOHAHAHAHAHAHA! *makes this face: >:D*
Tweek: *gets a piece in his mouth and chocks*
Kenny: STOP!
Sara: *stops cutting and calls 911.*
Flashback over
Sara: NO! THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN TILL TWEEK HAD TO OPEN HIS MOUTH AND CHOKE ON THE PIECE! *makes this face: D:< and grabs a knife*
Clyde: Hey, I'll cut it. *grabs knife from Sara*
Sara: Awww! But I wanna cut it! *starts tearing up*
Craig: Dont fall for it Clyde! Just cut it!
Clyde: *struggles to cut the watermelon*
Sara: Wah Wahahahaha. *cries*
Clyde: *finishes cutting it* DONE! *starts breathing heavy*
Sara: *sniffles* B-Bye E-Everyone. *turns off camera and sniffles*
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