Sara: Morning everyone!
Everyone: Morning!
Sara: Ok, so, Torahwashburn has a dare for almost everyone. She dares Clyde to stop eating tacos for the rest of your life. She dares Stan to kill Shelly. She dares Kyle to make out with Stan.
Clyde: Wait, we are starting now? *takes a bite of his taco*
Stan: Kill my sister? No. No No no. I wont kill my sister. *shakes his head and sits to cry*
Kyle: Why does almost EVERYONE ship Style?
Clyde: Uh.... I think I lost the dare. I dont care! I FUCKING LOVE TACOS!
Sara: If you fail to do a dare, you have to eat a bug.
Clyde: Oh god.
Stan: Fine... I'll eat one FOR MY SISTERS SURVIVAL! *eats bug and barfs*
Clyde: I-I'll eat one t-too! *gulps nervously and eats bug* Not bad... OH WAIT! *barfs*
Sara: HAHAHAHAHA!
Kyle: Do I really have to do this dare?
Sara: Yes! For the Style fans! *pulls Stan and Kyle into a room*
Kyle: Sorry kittyklaws!!!!
Sara: *Shuts door* I have a camera in there so we know what they are doing. hehhehheh.
15 Mins later
Sara: Ok, time to open the door! STAN, KYLE, YOU CAN LEAVE NOW!!!!
Kyle and Stan: *Open the door and barfs*
Kyle: That was worth skipping IF SOMEONE DIDNT DRAG US INTO A ROOM!!! SARA!!!!
Sara: SHIT! BETTER RUN! *tries to run but Kyle catches her*
Kyle: Not so fast, Speedy, but its time for the Slyde fans to fangirl or fanboy intensify.
Everyone except Kyle: Huh?
Kyle: *shakes his head* Time for Clyde and Sara to make out. For the Slyde fans! *drag Sara and Clyde*
Sara: Shit! I shouldn't have dragged you into a room. Tweek! END OFF THE CHAPTER!
Tweek: See you all in the next chapter!
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