Sara: Wake up! We are going home today!
Kyle: Nooooooo! I dont want to see Cartman again.
Sara: Do you want to die here?
Kyle: I'd rather die then see Eric!
Sara: Oh well. Is everyone packed?
Everyone: Yes!
Stan: I have kenny's stuff.
Trinity: Where is kenny anyways?
Sara: He died yesterday, remember?
Everyone except Sara: *laughs* Funny joke.
Sara: No seriously! He died! And If you dont believe me then FUCKING FINE! Everyone, TOO THE BAD ASS LIMO! *puts shades on*
Everyone: *runs to limo and sets everything down*
Trinity: Lets play spin the bottle!
Sara: Fuck spin the bottle! Truth or dare!
Craig: How about we vote? Raise your hand for Spin the Bottle.
Trinity: *raises her hand* Awe come on guys! Fine. *rolls eyes*
Craig: Raise your hand for Truth or Dare.
Everyone except Trinity: *raise their hands*
Sara: Truth or Dare it is! Truth or Dare, Clyde.
Clyde: Truth. Cause I dont want any dirty dares.
Sara: Why do you always leave the seat up?
Clyde: I actually dont know. Kyle, truth or dare?
Kyle: Truth.
Clyde: Who do you like in this room?
Kyle: No one in this room. Truth or Dare, Stan?
Stan: Dare.
Kyle: I dare you to say you like the ship Candy when we get home.
Stan: FUCK YOU KYLE! YOU'RE A PEICE IF SHIT! *flips Kyle off*
Kyle: *sighs and walks away*
Stan: Kyle, I love you.
Kyle: *walks back*
Stan: YOU'RE A PEICE OF SHIT THOUGH! FUCK YOU!
Kyle: *Goes to his chair and sits down*
Stan: I love you. Anyways, sorry for that sene. Tweek, Truth or Dare?
Tweek: Truth.
Stan: *smirks* Do you like Craig?
Tweek: GAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE! *hides under table* Maybe...
Stan: Whatever. Its your turn now.
Tweek: Ok... Sara, Truth or Dare?
Sara: Dare.
Tweek: I dare you to kiss Clyde!
Sara: DAMN IT! WHY DOES EVERYONE DARE ME TO DO THAT?!?! *hits hand on table angrily*
Tweek: GAH!
Sara: Sorry! *sighs* I guess if I have to... But why does everyone dare me to do that anyways?
Everyone except Clyde and Sara: Cause we know you like him.
Sara: DAMN IT! When did everyone know this?
Kyle: You told me.
Craig: You told me as well. And you know I cant keep a secret.
Sara: Craig, the fuck dude!
Token: It was obvious anyways.
Sara: If i have to do the dare... *kisses Clyde*
Clyde: *blushes and kisses back*
Everyone: Awwww! So cute!
Sara and Clyde: *let go of the kiss* SHUT THE FUCK UP! *picks up a pillow and throws it at everyone*
Sara: Ok. Lets do some Karaoke.
Everyone except Sara: NO!
Sara: AWWWWEEEE! PLEEEEAAASSSEEE!!!
Everyone except Sara and Clyde: No!
Clyde: N-I dont know. It wont be that bad...
Everyone except Sara and Clyde (again): Yes it will! We arent going to do Karaoke!
Sara: Then how about me and Clyde do some?
Trinity: Lets just play spin the bottle. We have like 3 rooms in this limo.
Sara: Fine. Lets play.
Token: I call spinning it!
Trinity: I have a better idea! How about we pick numbers. *hands everyone blind folds and pick 2 numbers* 5 and 3!
Sara: *thinks Im 3!*
Clyde: *thinks Im 5!*
Trinity: *laughs evilly* I knew it would be you two. *grabs Sara and Clyde's hands and leads them to a room.* Here you are. Have fuuuuuunn. *closes door*
Sara and Clyde: *takes off their blind folds* WHAT?!?!
Sara: They set us up. They probably have our numbers in the same section of the box.
Clyde: That's what I thought! *makes a serious face*
Sara: Yeah.. *blushes*
Clyde: Why are you blushing? *blushes as well*
Sara: N-No reason.
Clyde: So you like me huh? *winks*
Trinity: 5 Minutes left! Limo start the timer!
Sara: So... what do you want to do in the next 5 minutes?
Clyde: I dont know. *gets closer to Sara* That Farris Wheel we went on together yesterday was really romantic. *laughs and punches Sara's arm playfully* Im messing with you. It was relaxing though.
Sara: I thought it was romantic.
Limo: 3 minutes left!
Clyde: *kisses Sara*
Sara: *jumps in shock and kisses back*
Sara and Clyde: *pull away*
Clyde: Wanna date me?
Sara: Uh... I dont know yet. My life would be complete if I accept.
Clyde: No it wouldnt. *winks at Sara*
Sara: Oh god. Dont think like Kenny on me please.
Clyde: So... are you?
Sara: Date you? Sure.
Limo: TIMES UP!
Trinity: *lets them out* Heheheh! You two have fun?
Sara: Oh god. *facepalms*
Clyde: Yeah. We officially dated.
Everyone except Sara and Clyde: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sara and Clyde: SHUT UP!
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