South Park: Ask the Crew
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    South Park: Ask the Crew

    Novela Juvenil

    Ask the South Park Crew. Ask them questions or dare them to do stuff.

    #clyde #craig #eric #kenny #kyle #sara #southpark #stan #tweek

    Nightrose-the-Neko and Wonderland_Fantasy12

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    Sara: Ok, Nightrose-the-Neko dares Max and Cartman to skydive into the ocean. She asks Tweek, why do you drink so much coffee? Wonderland_Fantasy12 dares me to say 3 of my funniest memories.
    Max and Eric: After their dares and questions.
    Tweek: I-I'm just addicted. My f-*twitches and winks*family just got m-me addicted.
    Sara: Nightrose-the-Neko wants me to tell Kyle and Stan that them fangirls love Style. But I love Summer with Kyle better. Anyways, my funniest moments would have to be... Fish sticks joke that JIMMY MADE not Cartman-,
    Kyle: You realize it too? Thank you! We both know that only Jimmy made the joke. Cartman just sat on his ass and ate his stupid Chips! 
    Eric: I helped, Jew! You don't know the real story cause you two are Jews. And I'm not Jew like you!
    Kyle and Sara: SHUT UP FATASS! JIMMY TOLD US THE TRUTH! 
    Sara: And Im not jew anymore! Remember, I'm Craig's sister! 
    Craig: Correct! She isn't Jew! 
    Sara: Anyways, my funniest moments are the fish sticks joke, when the boys were trying to get the real list, and um... Lets see... I'm not sure about my last funniest moment. 
    Max: Dang it! Now we have to skydive into the ocean. 
    Eric: Well, we are going to die. 
    Kyle: YES! Kill the Fatass, kill the Fatass! 
    Eric: That's just mean. 
    Max: Yeah. Fuck off!
    Kyle: I swear-.
    Sara: Just get on an airplane and jump into the ocean already! 
    Max and Eric: *Get on plane*
    Everyone: 3...2...1 JUMP!!!!
    Max and Eric: *Jump and their faces turn red as they hit the water* 
    Blub blub blub
    Butters: Uh... Are they alive? 
    Max: *swims up and breathes heavily* I-I'm A-Alive! *pulls Eric up*
    Eric: *breathes heavily* 
    Sara: I have to help them up. Even though they are annoying, they are like family. *pulls Eric and Max up* 
    Butters: You fellas ok?
    Max: *coughs water* Yeah. 
    Eric: *coughs water then chokes on the water*
    Butters: OH NO! Eric is drowning! *Helps Eric by doing CPR, not mouth to mouth XD*
    Eric: *coughs water* 
    Craig: Man, all that pain and you guys are still alive. I thought you would die today.
    Sara: Nope, they are both fine. I really shouldn't have helped them, but you know. 
    Tweek: Well see you. L-leave- OK TOO MUCH PRESSURE! *runs home*
    Clyde: Leave some questions or-
    Stan: Dares or-
    Token: Even Comments-
    Kenny: In the comments.
    Everyone except Max and Eric: Bye!
    Max and Eric: *cough* Bye.
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