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Sara: I lied, Im leaving tomorrow. I just took a long nap.

Clyde: You, LIED TO M- I mean US?!?!

Eric: NOOOOOOOO! YOU'RE HERE!

Craig: I knew it. I knew you lied.

Sara: Yep and kittyklaws400 told me a song. It's called I like that by Before you exit.

Clyde: So I listen to it?

Sara: *rolls eyes* No.... Tweek listens to it. OF COARSE YOU LISTEN TO IT! Damn it! *grabs phone and plugs ear buds in* Here. *turns music on and gives to Clyde*

Eric: what got your panties in a bunch?

Sara: SHUT YOUR F**KING MOUTH CARTMAN! *Flips Eric off*

Clyde: *listens to song*

End of song

Clyde: Reminds me of me. *laughs* I make no sense.

Sara: Reminds me of you, too. I think you make sense.

Eric: So... you're not a Jew?

Sara: Guess not, cause Craig is my brother.

Kyle: Cool. But I think you would be a great Jew. You're awesome as you are, too.

Sara: Thanks. Well, Eric, stop making fun if Jews or I will FLIP YOU OFF EVERYDAY! *holds up middle finger, aka Flipping off Eric*

Eric: Fine, but you owe me $100!

Sara: *throws book at Eric* WHEN YOU START READING. *Laughs evilly*

Eric: NOOOOOOOOO! MEEEEOOOOOOMMMM!

Everyone except Eric: She's not here you idiot.

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