Sara: Guys! PST! GUYS! WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Everyone except sara: *still sleeping*
Sara: DAMN IT GUYS! *gets blow horn and presses the button*
Blow horn: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!
Eververyone except Sara: AH!! DA FUCK SARA! *Trinity covers her mouth*
Sara: Its morning! Come on guys! You are all lazy bums!
Clyde: Awe come on! I was having the best dream ever!
Sara: We have to get ready to leave.
Butters: My parents said that if I use a blow horn, I'll be grounded.
Kenny: Blow horn? *opens his mouth to say something but Sara interupts*
Sara: PG FUCKING 13!!! *throws pillow at him* We have to eat, change, and do our hair.
Boys: We dont have to.
Sara: Well, boys dont have to do their hair. LETS GET READY PEOPLE! Oh, and brush our teeth.
Craig: Who will babysit my hamster?
Sara: The same people that babysit my dog.
Stan: You have a dog?
Sara: Yeah. You know that super small Chihuahua that lives around here? Hes my pet.
Stan: Cool. I have a dog, too.
Trinity: Alright! Lets get ready! Here's coffee for everyone!
Tweek: GAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!
Craig: Ok, lets put our stuff in the limo.
Sara: Craig, check. clyde, check. kyle, check. tweek, check. Trinity, check. kenny, check. Butters, check. token, check. stan, check. and me, check.
Eric: What about me? *dressed like a girl*
Sara: who the fucks are you?
Eric: Oh, Im Erica.
Sara: Dont see you on the list so... No! And also, Cartman, Im not going to fall for your tricks. Ok, lets get in!
Eric: *tries to get in but Craig kicks him out*
Craig: VIP only, bitch! *puts shades on and closes the door*
Eric: Son of a bitch.
Sara: *laughs and points at window* Wow. He just got Rejected! Re... je... cted, REJECTED!
Craig: By me. Start driving mom!
Mrs. Tucker: *starts limo and drives*
Everyone except the partents: *watch as Eric chases the car* Hahahahaha!
Butters: Guys, I found the button to the TV!
Clyde: Nice and roomy in here. We could all sleep in here.
Sara: Its good that we are all friends, if we weren't there would be lots of blood and screaming in here. And theres 2 GPSs. One for the driver and one for the riders. *presses button*
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South Park: Ask the Crew
Ficção AdolescenteAsk the South Park Crew. Ask them questions or dare them to do stuff.
