Sara: @Stizzzy dares Cartman to take his anal probe out himself, while watching my little pony and hannah Montana is blaring from the speakers. And they ask Stan why the hell he makes his relationships with Wendy so fucking confusing? @Nightrose-the-Neko dares Stan to sing the nightcore version of pika girl. She is also telling fatass to run.
Eric: *runs*
Kyle: Oh my god he actually responded! *laughs so hard his face turns red*
Stan: Well, I don't mean to make it confusing. I mean I barf every time...
Sara: I CRI EVERY TIM!
Max: *snickers then laughs* Oh my god Sara.
Marykate: *runs in* Why cant I join the fun?
Sara: No no no no noho. We have too many people here.
Butters: I may be grounded anyways. Bye fellas! *walks home*
Sara: Damn it, why Marykate, why? I was going to dare butters to listen to Five Nights At Freddy's by The Living Tombstone! Wait! I got an idea. *smirks and pushes Marykate into a room and locks her in there alone* Alright, Trinity, Craig, and Clyde, huddle! Everyone else do whatever the hell you want.
Marykate: LET ME OUT! *hits the door*
Sara: *whispers her plan*
Everyone else: *does what they want to do*
Craig and Clyde: *Put on a Freddy and a Foxy costume*
Clyde: But... I wanna be Freddy.
Sara: Deal with it Clyde!
Trinity: *puts on a Chika costume* Why do I gotta be Chicka?
Sara: *puts on a Bonnie costume* Cause it makes more sense for me to be Bonnie. *whispers the plan again* And that room has a button to open the door and a switch for the light! Its perfect!
Marykate: *presses a button an the door opens* YES! IM OUTTA HE- OH MY GOD! *tries to break chains*
Sara: No Clyde!
Clyde: *runs down hallway*
Marykate: *hears him* OH SHIT! NOT TODAY! *closes door* HA! Real life FNAF!
Sara and Trinity: We got this. *Walk over to door and unlocks the door*
Marykate: No! Not this time Bonnie and Chicka! *the door opens then she closes it again*
Sara and Trinity: *run back*
Marykate: *one minute later* I think they are gone... *opens door*
Clyde and Craig: *run down the hallway* HA! *Clyde makes a screaming noise and Craig makes a creepy laugh*
Marykate: SHIT! PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THESE CHAINS!
Sara and Trinity: *run into room*
Sara: *breaks chains*
Marykate: *runs home*
Trinity: They did it.
Craig and Clyde: We scared her. *high fives*
Marykate: *runs back* You dicks!
Craig: *flips her off*
Sara: Lets go eat while Stan does his dare and Nightrose-the-Neko slices Cartman-
Eric: owwww! *runs in* Time to do the dare. *bleeds all over the floor then gets chained in chair* Alright. Turn My Little Pony on!
Sara: *puts DVD in and presses button that plays the movie and Hannah Montana music* Alight, we are going to go to a different room so we can hear Stan sing, have fun!
Everyone except Eric: *run to the basement*
Stan: Hm... Microphone... AH! GOT IT! *grabs microphone* Im ready. OH SHIT TOO LOUD! *turns down volume*
Sara: *Turns music on* Ok... so Pika Girl Nightcore version ey? Alright.
Stan: I wish that we were on TV,
just like in pokemon.
You'd be a pika-girl,
In a poke world.
Yes, life would be so fun!
I'd be a trainer boy,
and I would make the choice
to go and search for you.
I'd throw my pokeball
and I would catch them all.
You'd be my Pikachu! *continues to sing in nightcore version until the music is off*
Just like in Pokemon!
Sara: Pretty good dude! Lets go back!
Everyone: *run back upstairs and run out of breath*
Eric: I was done a minute before you guys were done.
Everyone: *sees Anal Probe on the ground* Oh my god!
Sara: *runs to bathroom*
Clyde: WAIT FOR ME! *runs to bathroom with her*
Stan: *barfs*
Tweek: *hold mouth and twitches*
Sara: Welp, see ya!
Everyone: BYE!
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South Park: Ask the Crew
Ficção AdolescenteAsk the South Park Crew. Ask them questions or dare them to do stuff.
