South Park: Ask the Crew

Road to Canada

Sara: Are we there yet?

Craig: No!

Sara: Are we there yet?

Craig: NO!

Sara: Are we there yet?

Craig: NO!!

Sara: Are we there yet?

Craig: NO!!! FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME! NO!

Clyde: The answer is no, Sara.

Sara: *sniffles* Ok.

Trinity: The good thing is she isnt dirty anymore. She used to be SUPER Dirty at 7th gra-.

Sara: *tackles Trinity* SHUT THE FUCK UP! I WAS YOUNG BACK THEN!

Kenny: Wow. Really?

Trinity: Yeah.

Clyde: Wow. Nice.

Sara: You heard nothing, ok? Dont tell anyone.

Everyone except Sara: We wont.

Sara: I can always trust you guys. Hugs?

Everyone except Sara and Clyde: No thanks.

Clyde: HUGS! *hugs Sara.*

Kenny: Awww... you two look cute together.

Sara and Clyde: *blush* SHUT UP!

Trinity: Wait. we are all in 8th grade right?

Everyone except Trinity: Right.

Trinity: Oh thank god.

Kyle: *prays* Please, please let Cartman go to Somalia alone. That way he dies. Dont let Ike go with him again.

Clyde: I dont think he'll die or go to Somalia again, remember?

Kyle: Oh yeah. They killed the Somalian pirates that were black. Ok.

Sara: KARAOKE!!

Everyone except Sara: Huh?

Sara: MOM! WHERES THE BUTTON FOR KARAOKE?!

Mrs. Tucker: Next to your seat.

Sara: *presses button and a screen rises in front of her* Lets see. That one! *presses screen*

Limo: Are you sure you want to pick "Enjoy the Ride by Krewella"?

Sara: *Presses screen again.* Yes!

Limo: Ok, here is your mic and get ready.

Sara: *stands up and starts singing*

"We were born ready, ready to be free

Chasin' every thrill we could see

With our eyes steady, waking to the dream

Aching to be thrown in the ring

If nothing comes easy as long as we're breathing

We'll go all the way or go home

We were born ready, wherever it leads

What we have is all we need

'Cause if it's fast or slow

All I really know is I'm gonna enjoy the ride

And if it's hard or soft before we get off

I'm gonna enjoy the ride, enjoy the ride

'Cause if it's fast or slow

All I really know is I'm gonna enjoy the ride

Enjoy the ride

'Cause if it's fast or slow

All I really know is I'm gonna enjoy the ride

And if it's hard or soft before we get off

I'm gonna enjoy the ride, enjoy the ride

We were born hungry, hungry for the rush

Screamin' when they tell us to hush

Hit the ground runnin', leave 'em in the dust

Only run with those we can trust

If nothing comes to us

We'll fly where it's bluest

We're ready to face the unknown

We were born hungry, we'll never get enough

'Cause we're only here this once

'Cause if it's fast or slow

All I really know is I'm gonna enjoy the ride

And if it's hard or soft before we get off

I'm gonna enjoy the ride, enjoy the ride

Let's do it again

Let's make it tonight

Yeah let's go until the sky gets lighter

And if it's fast or slow

All I really know is I'm gonna enjoy the ride

Enjoy the ride

'Cause if it's fast or slow

All I really know is I'm gonna enjoy the ride

And if it's hard or soft before we get off

I'm gonna enjoy the ride, enjoy the ride

Let's do it again

Let's make it tonight

Yeah let's go until the sky gets lighter

And if it's fast or slow

All I really know is I'm gonna enjoy the ride

Enjoy the ride"

Kenny: I know what you mean. *winks*

Sara and Trinity: YOU PERVERT!

Sara: I do better playing the guitar or drums.

Clyde: That was beautiful!

Sara: Just enjoy the limo. ITS THE BEST!

Limo: Awww. Thanks.

Sara: It talks too. Have you ever seen a talking Limo before? No. I have a really lose tooth so...

Craig: Want an apple? I know where the food is.

Sara: Sure.

Craig: *tosses Sara an apple.*

Sara: *catches it and eats it.* Its not helping. Da Fuck?