Sara: ZaekiraWilliam dares us to take care of her baby Amy for... SIX STRAIGHT CHAPTERS?!?! Until we fine the mother? Ugh... Fine and she also dares Tweek and Craig to go to another room and make out. Ha! And Cartman has to eat gross candy. Demon_Wings5 dares Cartman to go skydiving without screaming or I can torture him with any weapon. The song you dared us to sing was ok. At least I thought it was.
Everyone: Yeah it was cool.
Clyde: I mean it was ok and cool.
Craig: Damn it, come on Tweek lets go.
Tweek: *twitches a bit and follows Craig*
Sara: Well, heres some candy with mold on it! Good luck.
Eric: And then I have to go skydiving.
Sara: Or... I'll slice you a bit with my little baby right here. *hugs sword (thank god its in its case xD)*
Eric: All right. *Eats candy and runs to bathroom to barf*
Kenny: Where's the camera for Craig and Tweek?
Token: Oh, Uh. I have them off cause its PG-13 and not R.
Sara: *presses a button and the TV turns on* I got it!
Token: BUT PG-13!
Sara: Kissing is just PG-13 and its also in princess movies so... you know. When they get too far, I'll turn it off.
Kyle: TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!
Sara: *looks at TV* OH SHIT! *turns off TV* They went too far!
Amy: *starts to cry*
Clyde: Shhhh. You're ok.
Amy: *stops crying and holds hands, looking like shes grabbing for something*
Sara: What does she want?
Clyde: Obviously she wants food. *starts making a soft taco for Amy*
Eric: Alright! Done!
Clyde: I'll stay here with-.
Craig and Tweek: *walk downstairs*
Craig: You've better not have been watching us!
Kyle: We did, we just shut it off like 5 minutes ago.
Tweek: Oh thank jesus! *twitches*
Kenny: So... what did you guys do? Did you-.
Marykate: *covers Kenny's mouth* Shhhh! Pg-13!
Sara: Anyways, Come on guys lets go watch Cartman Skydive!
Everyone except Clyde and Eric: YEAH!
Clyde: *gives Amy the taco* Eat up little one.
Amy: *eats it*
Eric: *gets on plane* Here I go.
Sara: Remember, NO SCREAMING!
Eric: *gets ready to jump* Ok, In 3...
Everyone: 2! 1! JUMP!
Eric: Im actually skydiving! Oh my god!
Max: *changes places to try to catch Cartman*
Eric: *lands perfectly as Max catches him*
Max: Wait a minute! How am I holding him up when he's so heavy?
Stan: Because you believed in yourself!
Eric: Now make me a sandwich peasants!
Everyone except Eric: No!
Sara: Alright! Lets check to see how Amy is doing.
Everyone: *walks inside*
Clyde: Alright, who wants some soup?
Sara: *sigh* Am I the man of this relationship?
Everyone except Sara: *laughs*
Tweek: Leave s-some d-dares and q-questions down in the c-comments. *twitches*
Everyone: BYE!
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