Sara: @Mk-chan, the real marykate, dares both Marykate and I to drink hot sauce and then marykate and cartman have to fight. @Stizzzy dares kenny, Craig, and Clyde to get chased by their many CA girls and-... Let them catch them. *rolls eyes* Also, they dare Kyle to let them touch his Jewfro.
Marykate and Sara: Deal! *grabs hot sauce* alright.
Everyone except Clyde: 3... 2... 1-!
Clyde: DONT BURN YOUR TONGUE, SARA!
Sara: Relax, I got this. *Marykate and Sara drink the hot sauce* Huh, nothing's happeni-
Marykate and Sara: OH SHIT! *runs to the fridge to grab water then drink it* Jesus christ!
Eric: Now for our dare... God damn it. *facepalms*
Marykate: I'm ready Bitch! Go ahead and punch me.
Eric: *punches Marykate*
Marykate: *laughs a little* Weak!
Sara: Weak Peasant!
Marykate: Take this! *punches Eric really hard in the guts*
Eric: Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! *holds his fatness*
Marykate: Aaaaaand... this! *kicks him in the balls*
Eric: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! *falls over*
Sara: Peasant! *kicks Eric a little*
Eric: *gets up and runs home* YOU HAVENT KILLED ME!!!!
Sara: Great, not its time for that other dare.
Clyde, Craig, and Kenny: Yep. *Kenny winks*
Sara: I feel sorry for you Brother, and as for you Clyde, dont touch them. *eyes turn a fiery red*
Clyde: Ok, Ok! Jesus, Possessive Girlfriend!
Sara: Im not possessive!
Max: actually, that's pretty possessive.
Sara: Ok! Ok! Fine! Don't come crying to me when they wont leave you alone!
Token: I'll gather them all up.
Sara: Are you sure? Cause I could.
Token: Na, I got an Instagram and Facebook as well. *posts on Facebook to everyone that Clyde, Craig, and Kenny will meet all their CA tonight* Aaaaaand, DONE! *posts it*
Tweek: *runs over here and twitches*
CA girls: *run over arguing* Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah! *then line up*
Stan: Alight, everyone that loves Kenny, line up behind him. Everyone that loves Craig, line up behind him. And everyone that loves Clyde, line up behind him.
Kyle: Ready, 3...2...1... RUN!
CA girls: *runs up to who they like and form a circle around them*
Clyde: No touching the hair! Anything but the hair and down below!
Craig: Dont touch me!
Kenny: Touch me anywhere you like. *winks*
Trinity: KENNY YOU PERVERT!
Sara: Alright, Time for everyone to go home!
CA girls: AWWWW! *argue as they run home*
Tweek: Awwww! *walks home*
Sara: Not you Tweek.
Tweek: YAY! *runs over to Craig* Can I please hug you?
Craig: *sighs* fine.
Tweek and Craig: *hug then let go*
Sara: *facepalms*
Everyone except Craig and Tweek: Awww! How cute!
Craig: Sh-Shut the fuck up! *stick his middle finger off*
Tweek: TOO MUCH PRESSURE! *runs home*
Kyle: *lets Stizzzy touch his Jewfro*
Sara: Well see ya!
Everyone: BYE!
(A/N) Sorry I didnt update for a long time, too much homework! But anyways, see you all in the next chapter homies! BYE!
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South Park: Ask the Crew
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