South Park: Ask the Crew

Camp

Sara: Sorry guys, gotta go to camp.

Craig: I go with you, right?

Sara: *laughs* no, because I don't want you to be eaten by a bear.

Clyde: What about me?

Sara: No one can go with me. Im sorry, but you will all get eaten! Its for the better. And plus, I am NEVER and NOT going to being Eric. Even if its safe, he is not going.

Eric: Hey! *punches Sara's arm really hard*

Sara: OW!!! *falls holding arm.*

Tweek: Ok, you guys! Stop fighting. This isn't getting us anywhere!

Kyle: Ya!

Stan: Yeah!

Trinity: Mhm.

Clyde and Craig: Right!

Clyde: *helps Sara up.*

Sara: Thanks, *still holding arm and flips Eric off.*

Eric: HEY! Why am I even your friend?

Sara: I have no clue. Where's Kenny?

Kyle: He died. *laughs*

Everyone except Sara: *laughs*

Sara: How do you remember?!?!

Kyle: I don't. It was a joke.

Kenny: *walks in*

Sara: Anyways, I watched Season 7 episode 8... Its called 'South Park is gay'

Kyle: STUPID CRAB PEOPLE!

Stan: They were crab people?

Kyle and Sara: Yeah!

Clyde: Damn. DAMN IT CRAIG! WHY DID YOU WANT ME TO DRESS GAY?!?!

Craig: Because we needed to be more gay then Eric's gang.

Kyle: and why did you guys BEAT ME UP?!?!

Craig: Cause you weren't gay.

Eric: Yeah, then the crab people died cause of our moms.

Kyle: How do YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, know this?

Eric: it was all over the new, dude.

Everyone except Eric: Oh. We didn't watch the news.

Sara: Well, got to go to camp. BYE!