Kittyklaws400 With Freddy redo!

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by Servine289

by Servine289

Sara: I just read an article about "Five Nights At Freddy's". Its called "How 'Five Nights At Freddy's' Is Not Horror"

Clyde: What does it say?

Sara: Lets see... Ok so it says:

"If you have been paying attention to YouTube recently, you probably have seen a bunch of different people playing the newest horror game craze, Five Nights at Freddy's. The game puts you in the role of a security guard at a Chuck E. Cheese analog. Your job on paper is to, you know, guard the place, but your actual job is just to survive.

You see, when the lights go out, the animatronic robots come to life, and they want your blood. You can keep track of the robots movements via a security camera, and as long as you are looking at them, they won't move... standing in creepy stillness. However, if you aren't looking, they can move freely, and they are all coming for you security booth.

You have the ability to turn on the lights in your booth to see the robot coming and, once again, they will stop in their tracks. You also have the ability to shut iron doors to your booth which the robots can't get through, causing them to find another path. Unfortunately, your employer is incredibly cheap, and instead of using power from the main grid, he keeps the place on a remote battery. Using your camera, doors, or lights, all drain the power, and if the power goes out before the night is up, the robots are free to tear you apart. So you have to keep your doors open, your lights off, and simply block the robots advances slowly in the hopes that you can stall them until the night is up."

Craig: I know what the game is about.

Sara: I didnt. WHY DIDNT YOU FUCKING TELL ME?!?! Now we have to redo what kittyklaws400 dared us to do!

Craig: Cause I wanted you to be scared. Now lets play.

Everyone: *turns computer on and plays game*

Sara: *costume pops up* AHHHHHH! DAMN IT! *flips computer off*

Clyde: Its too dark. *costume pops up* AHHHHH! *starts crying* Wahahahahaha. I want to go home!

Butters: No! Im looking. *costume pops up* What happened?

Eric: A costume popped up. *costume pops up* SON OF A BITCH!

Stan: I got this! *costume pops up* Not scary.

Kenny: *costume pops up* Eh, whatever.

Craig: *costume pops up* FUCK YOU COSTUME!

Trinity: *costume pops up* Uh... scary?

Tweek: *costume pops up* GAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

Token: *costume pops up and he walks away from computer*

Kyle: *costume pops up* JESUS! Why do you tubers do this to themselves?

Sara: Well, we all got costumes. Im done with this shit! *Hits computer really hard* BYE GUYS!