South Park: Ask the Crew

Arguments

Off Air

Sara: God damn I'm tired.

Clyde: Then go to sleep.

Sara: IM NOT GOING TO FUCKING GO TO SLEEP! IM PERFECTLY FINE!

Clyde: *cries* Why d-did you yell at me. Th-that wasnt nice. Im going home. *cries and walks home*

Sara: Clyde wait! Aw shit! You did it this time Sara! *flips herself off*

Craig: Everyone else was tired and left so your pretty much talking to yourself.

Sara: SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW IM TALKING TO MYSELF! *runs upstairs* GOOD. FUCKING. NIGHT. BROTHER! *slams door*

Craig: This is what happens when SOME ONE DOESNT GET SLEEP! *slams his door closed*

In Sara's room

Sara: Damn it sara! Why did you yell at Clyde? Because Im tired. NO IM NOT! *looks at phone* This should calm me down *plugs in earbuds and looks through music* Ok, how about Let Him Go by Julia Sheer. *turns song on.* So depressing. *starts to tear up* No! Dont cry Sara! Stay strong! *wipes tears* Dont, fucking, cry! *starts to cry* I cant, knowing that I lost a best friend. I just cahahahaaaaant. *cries*

Craig: *opens door* Sara? You ok?

Sara: *sniffles* No!

Craig: Still sad about losing Clyde as a friend?

Sara: Yes. *starts to cry again*

Craig: *walks over to her and hugs her* Its ok sis. It will be better tomorrow.

Sara: What I-If he never for-forgives me? *sniffles*

Craig: He will. He loves you more than anything in the world. Of coarse he will forgive you!

Sara: *sniffles and stops crying* Thanks for the cheer up brother. *lets go of the hug*

Craig: Sisters and Brothers always stick together.

Sara: Yeah! They do! Thanks Craig! Night!

Craig: *walks out of room* Night. *shuts door*

Sara: *falls asleep*

The next morning

Sara: *wakes up* Another day, another dollar! *looks in Craig's room to see if he's awake*

Craig: *snoring*

Sara: *snickers and gets closer* MORNING BROTHER!

Craig: JESUS CRIST! *jumps out of bed* What the fuck Sara! *punches Sara*

Sara: *snickers* It was worth it!

Craig: Well, time to see if Clyde forgives you.

Sara: Yep, but breakfast first! Ill race you!

Craig: Not if I can beat you! *runs out the door*

Sara: HEY! YOU HAD A HEAD START! *runs after him*

Sara and Craig: *run down the stairs and tag the table* I WIN! NO I DID! DAMN IT! *sighs* You win... NO YOU WIN!

Sara: We both won. *eats cereal quickly* DONE! *slams spoon on the table*

Craig: Damn! *eats waffle quickly* Done! *slams fork down*

Sara and Craig: RACE YOU OUTSIDE! *runs out the door* I WON! NO I WON! NO I FUCKING WON! *flips each other off*

Clyde: *walks to them* Hey Craig. *talks angrily* Sara.

Sara: Hey, you mad at me still?

Clyde: What do YOU think? *Crosses his arms*

Sara: Listen, Im sorry. I was just tired and I didnt know what I was saying. Im just very very very very very very-

Clyde: Very very VERY sorry. Yeah. I know.

Sara: So, do you forgive me?

Clyde: *sighs* I guess, but you owe me a taco.

Sara: YAY! Thanks! *hugs Clyde* Ill give you the taco tomorrow.

Clyde: Ok. Craig, we have a baseball game today.

Craig: DAMN IT! We need to loose!

Sara: Dont worry, I got an idea. Ill dress up as a cheerleader and get you guys concentrated on me. Got it?

Craig and Clyde: Sure. Lets go!

Clyde: *runs home*

Craig: MOM! DRIVE US TO THE BASEBALL GAME!

Sara: We have to get ready first. I was a cheerleader at Maine so... I still have my uniform.

Ok guys, this is a random chapter for fun. You like it? Anyways, leave Dares or Questions in the comments for everyone. Bye!