Sara: OMG!
Everyone except Sara: What?
Sara: So, Im Scorpio. I saw this picture on Pokegram of what kind of person you are and Im a super freak.
Kenny: *laughs* I know what they mean. *laughs*
Trinity: Kenny, You dirty bitch!
Kenny: But im not a female.
Clyde: Just read what Urban Dictionary said about Super Freaks.
Sara: They say, "a sexual freak times 100; a woman who can do all that shit and then some -- she will rock your world and THEN lick your balls."
Eric: *laughs*
Craig: SHUT UP FATASS! *punches Eric, hard.*
Eric: Ow.
Stan, Kyle, Token, and Tweek: *gasps*
Sara: *begins to cry* Im not that kind of girl.
Clyde: Its ok, I know you arent.
Butters: *walks in* The heck? I just came in and Sara is crying.
Sara: *shows him phone* Im not that kind of girl. *keeps crying*
Butters: *gasps* Oh my god!
Clyde: Its ok, Sara. *pats her back* Let it all out.
Max: *walks in* Wrong house! *tries to get out but Craig catches him* LET ME GO!
Craig: Not a chance, Maxitron!
Waredog: *punches Maxitron*
Maxitron: AH! Dude! Im not evil anymore.
Waredog: Really?
Maxitron: No! *punches Waredog and laughs*
Tweek: BYE! *turns off camera*
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