South Park: Ask the Crew

Nightrose-the-Neko Wonderland_Fantasy12

Sara: Nightrose-the-Neko asks Cartman why he is such a racist, sexist, hitler jr. She asks Craig what his opinion on Creek is. And I have 7 minutes in heaven with Cly-. *blushes* Thanks. Wonderland_Fantasy12 dares Eric to ask butters on a date. Me and Clyde will do that at night... In a dark room...
Eric: How am I racist, sexist, or a hitler jr.? Im telling the-.
Kyle: You call me a Jew, you hate me.
Token: You hate me and make fun of me because I'm black!
Eric: Oh...
Craig: I dont mind Creek... But I like Rebecca more.
Sara: She also wants to tell Tweek and Butter that they are adorable. I think thats true too but Clyde is way more adorable in my opinion.
Butters: Aw... Thanks.
Tweek: *twitches* Th-Thank you.
Eric: Ok... Butters, will you date me?
Butters: Uh... Im sorry but... No.
Eric: Well I tried.

At Night

Sara: Dang! Its night already?! Oh god! Time to play the game...
Clyde: This is going to be the best game ever! *smiles*
Sara: ... 7 minutes in heaven... Here we go...
Sara and Clyde: *walk into the dark room*
Craig: Guys here's some popcorn to watch the show. *sets popcorn down on table and everyone except Sara and Clyde eat it and watch*

Sara's POV

I laid down, exhausted from today. Clyde laid down next to me. We both sighed and giggled at the same time. We looked at each other, and just stared. We stared at each other for 4 strait minutes. Trying to make each other blink.

"Come on! Blink!"
"No, you blink"

Craig's POV

"OMG, WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO DO IT?!?!"

"Relax Craig. We all know they are too young." Token said, patting my back.

"WE'RE ALL 13 HERE!"

"T-TOO M-MUCH PRE-PRESSURE!" Tweek ran home.

I texted Sara.

Me: Hey! Come on! Give us some entertainment!

"I'm going home now..." Trinity walked home. So did Kyle and Stan.

Sara finally texted back.

Sara: WE ARE TOO YOUNG STUPID!

Sara's POV

"Omg Craig... Why'd you text me this..." I said, facepalming, my face as red as a tomato.

"What?"

I showed Clyde my phone and he blushed.

2 minutes passed and we still have 1 minute. I sighed, looking outside at the night sky. The moon so bright, the clouds so puffy, almost as if you could land on them and they would be as soft as a pillow. The moon shone so bright that it could be the sun. Clyde walked up behind me.

(A/N: I'm not doing Lemons because this is still PG13!)

"Times up!" I heard Craig and Token yell.

Clyde and I walked out.

"Had fun?" Kenny said, winking.

"KENNY YOU PERVERT!" I yelled, throwing a pillow at him.

"All they did was talk and relax. No excitement!" Craig said, sighing.

Back to regular text

Sara: I'm going to kill someone! And it may be you Craig.

Everyone except Craig and Sara: *walk home*

Craig: Well, night! See you tomorrow!

Sara: Yep. I'm probably not going to answer questions or dares until tomorrow. See ya!