Sara: Just tried my first coffee. Two words. Hate It! Maybe it was the creme, but I disliked it. But now i feel hyper! My breathe probably smells like coffee now. Am I talking fast? OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD!
Clyde: Ok, you need to sit and calm down for a second.
Sara: OH MY GAWD! I cant RELAX! So fucking hyper!
Craig: Oh my god, shes turning into Tweek. We need to calm her down.
Tweek: There is nothing wrong with me. GAH!
Eric: Yes there i- *Kyle punches him* Ow! WHAT THE FUCK KYLE?!?!
Kyle: What was that noise? It sounded like someone getting hurt.
Token: I have no idea, but we really need to help Sara.
Sara: oh my GAWD!!!!!!! TOO MUCH SUGAR! MY GAWD!!!!
Stan: Yeah, its getting worse. Soon she'll run around the room 10 time, then she'll pass out.
Kenny: How do you know this stuff?
Stan: Internet.
Sara: *gets up and runs around the room 2 times till Clyde grabs her and stops her*
Clyde: Calm. The. Fuck. Down! *slaps Sara's face*
Sara: The fuck Clyde! *makes this face: >:( and flips Clyde off*
Craig: Ok. Now what?
Trinity: Leave a dare.
Butters: Or question in the comments below!
Sara: BYE!!!!!!!
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