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Sara: Blazedarkness asks If we had to date a guy out of the group, who would It be? I would date Clyde.

Clyde: Its super obvious! Sara.

Craig: Awe shit! Rebecca isn't here! I guess, Tweek.

Token: Michele isn't here either. Uh... I guess Craig.

Tweek: Craig. He helps me.

Eric: Yolo mic swag it! MYSELF!

Kyle: Ew, and I guess Stan cause he's my best friend!

Stan: Kyle, I don't know, I just don't see Wendy here.

Kenny: Trinity. *winks at her*

Trinity: You pervert Kenny! No one.

Sara: Kenny has always been a fucking pervert. Everyone knows that. He likes hot girls. And he LOVES clubs.

Trinity: What kind of Clubs?

Eric: Strip Clubs.

Trinity: Chesus Kenny! Mother fudger!

Craig: Why dont you cuss like us?

Sara: Because she never wants to cuss, she thinks she's super mature.

Trinity: Im more mature than Cartman will NEVER BE LIKE!

Eric: YOU WANT TO FIGHT!?!?

Trinity: BRING IT ON BITCH!

Sara: *separates them.* GUYS! DONT FUCKING FIGHT!

Tweek: See ya guys!

Sara: BYEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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