Sara: @Demon_Wings5 dares cartman to shut the hell up for 4 chapters and everyone can insult him and if he speaks, he has to eat a rotten squid! @stizzzy dares us to watch Shrek is love Shrek is life BUT ITS NEVER OGRE! And rate it out of 35 pandicorns and I have no idea what those are so.
Marykate: KENNY IS TAKEN! *hugs Kenny*
Sara: Dont be so rude and im sorry @SarahLover02. She also dares us to go to our least favorite place. @ZaekiraWilliam dares us to listen to Alternate by Annabel. And tell her what we think about it.
Kyle: Ha! Fatass!
Eric: *covers mouth and is muffled* mmm fmm mfm!
Stan: What was that?
Kenny: Is that a bitch I hear?
Craig: Yep you hear a bitch.
Kyle: I love this dare! Thank you so much @Demon_Wings5!
Sara: *relaxes on the couch* Back to fangirling about FNA-.
Craig: After the dares!
Sara: COME ON! SHREK IS NOT LOVE NOR IS IT LIFE! FNAF IS! ITS ALWAYS ANIMALTRONIC!
Token: Now now. Come on and open the laptop.
Marykate: Damn it guys.
Sara: Imma be scared!
Clyde: Its ok. Im here.
Trinity: Im also going to be scared. JK! *laughs a little*
Sara: *growls a little and opens laptop* Damn it dare! *flips phone and laptop off*
Clyde: *hugs Sara as she searches for 'Shrek is love Shrek is life'*
3 minutes later
Clyde: *eyes are still wide open*
Tweek: J-JESUS C-CHRIST! *hugs Craig*
Craig: Damn it Tweek!
Tweek: GAH! TOO MUCH PRESSURE! *runs home*
Token: Dang it
Craig and Token: Tweek.
Stan: Eh. I saw it like 5 times already.
Kenny: Hell yeah! That was awesome!
Marykate: Kenny... Why? *facepalms*
[A/N] Im sorry to everyone that loves Kenny but my friend really wants to be shipped with him.
Sara: Is it ok if we listen to the Annabell song next chapter?
Clyde: Well, to The Fish Store here I go.
Sara: I hate fish too so im going with you.
Craig: I hate detention! I'll go there.
Token, Stan, Kyle, and Trinity: We'll just stay here cause we want to.
Marykate: I might as well go where Kenny will go.
Kenny: Im going to go die. Cause I hate dying. *runs in the middle of the street and waits for cars to kill him*
Marykate: Im going to where they make those Mario Japanese drinks. I hate those drinks.
Few hours later...
Everyone: *runs back to the house*
Eric: IM BIG BONED! OH SHIT!
Sara: Ha! Here's your squid! BYE!
everyone: BYE!!!!
Eric: *Eats the squid and barfs*
[A/N] sorry I was so busy these days.
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