Sara: @Nightrose-the-Neko asks if she could use the sword to slice Cartman or Max and sure, Slice Cartman please. @Stizzzy dares cartman to kiss his kitty full on the mouth for 20 seconds. @Demon_Wings5 dares everyone to not use our hands, but we can if we want, and I choose a friend or watch them all suffer using only their faces and legs or What ever. I choose Cartman to suffer. *makes an evil face* with My little Pony! *holds up DVD*
Eric: I'm already getting sliced so why not get this over with.
Sara: Kyle, you may put the DVD in. *hands Kyle the DVD* I'll chain him to a chair. *chains Cartman to a Chair*
Kyle: Ok. *places DVD in the TV*
Clyde: Then he has to do the dare.
Everyone except Eric: *leave the room*
Sara: *presses play button from the kitchen and evil smirks*
Eric: *watches and eats chips*
Twighlight: *screams because she's in the human world*
Eric: *spits chips out and laughs at Twightlight*
Craig: *looks in room and flips off Eric then goes back*
Eric: *stops laughing and continues eating chips*
Sara: *runs into room and grabs chips then runs back*
Eric: EY! GIMME MY CHIPS BACK! *tries to break out of chains then remembers he isnt very strong* GOD DAMNIT! LET ME OUT!
Kyle: *whispers: No fatass*
Sara: IVE GOT AN IDEA! *whispers the idea to the others and they nod*
Clyde: *dresses up as a ghost* are you sure this will work?
Sara: Yeah, Max will make the ghost voice and you will be the ghost. Its that simple.
Kyle: This will scare the shit out of him! BEST *whispers: Prank* EVER!
Eric: *continues to watch*
Clyde: *walks into room*
Max: *makes ghost noises*
Eric: OH SHIT! GHOST CLYDE-. Wait a minute...
Max: *talks like a ghost while Clyde tries to mouth his every word* I'm the ghost of Clyde.
Sara: *Whispers: Now clyde!*
Clyde: *takes his knife out*
Butters: *closes his eyes to not see*
Eric: *shakes a little*
Max: You have 8 days to live!
Sara: *Whispers: No come back Clyde*
Clyde: *walks back and high fives everyone.*
Sara: *presses a button to change the My Little Pony into a horror film like Chuckie or Scream.*
Eric: Oh god! *screams a little then tries to get out of chains* LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!
Kyle: YES! WE SCARED HIM! OH SHIT! *covers mouth*
Eric: *hears everything and his face gets as red as a tomato.* Screw you guys! *Breaks out of chains* Im going home to get kitty! *runs home stomping his feet.*
Sara: *turns lights on* Ok...
Eric: *stomps back and places kitty down on table then kisses kitty on the lips for 20 seconds* THERE!
Sara: I'm thinking of dying my hair back to ginger. *grabs ginger colored hair dye* I want to go back to eating souls. And plus I bet Kyle doesn't like being the only Ginger.
Kyle: I don't care actually.
Sara: Eh. Whatever. MOVE BITCHES GET OUTTA THE WAY! *pushes everyone backwards then dyes her hair* DONE!
Tweek: Well bye!
Sara: SEEEEEEEEE YA NEXT CHAPTER!
Everyone: BUH BYE!!!!!
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