This is... me.
If you're reading this you probably already know me. But there's the odd chance you don't, and I don't get to introduce myself every day, so here I am.
*thinks up ten different creative ways to introduce self* *can't choose between them* *decides they all sound too pedantic, too snazzy, or too pompous and ditches them all*
Who wants an introduction anyway. This is just me. And me is here because her old random book was getting long.
... What are you all still doing around here? Did you think I had a present?
*pulls Jedediah Crayes out from behind back* Here, have this guy. He's more interesting to talk to than me.
Jedediah Crayes: WAS I CONSULTED ON THIS?
Don't raise the roof, now... *sighs* Characters these days are so hard to handle. Jeddy, you be nice or you go back where you came from.
Jedediah Crayes: *glowering* I remember when you said you would never nickname me.
Ahahahahahahaha you remember that, do you. Funny how times change.
Well, I should be in bed about now. *holds mic out tentatively* *starts to release* *changes mind and sets it gently down* G'night, y'all.
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