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This is meant to be some lighthearted observations in good fun. Please, no comment wars 😂

"Actually, according to canon..."

BEAAAAAAANSSSSSSS

cinnamon roll ocs ◕‿◕ ◕‿◕

tEnTh WAlKeR oH mY WoRd

Wait this is tenth walker??? But it's actually not that bad????

I fell into Middle Earth and now I have to go home and the readers hate my author

I fell into Middle Earth and now I can't leave and the readers love my author

what are spelling and grammar we don't care we're just here for the angst

"I wrote this for angst and to answer the question 'what would happen if' but mainly for angst"

Those weird ships that make you want to clean your eyes with bleach

What is the definition of a Mary Sue? We can't agree.

*incoherent screaming because X just came onpage*

*if X is an OC the screaming only intensifies*

"precious" is no longer a term of endearment unless you want to look creepy

Those fics that are so staggeringly good and deep that they make you feel shallow just by existing

Legolas got hurt again

Aragorn got hurt but he's pulling through fine, he's only mortal after all

at some point you embrace the tropes

Legolas has a dark side (again)

Somebody wrote something so dark you question your and their sanity after reading it

Legolas is fading for the fifth time this fic.

Elves fall in love with mortals all the time, I mean C'MON, people

"I know you're going off the movies but the movies are wrong, because..."

*extensive lists of various canon and oc ships on bio*

"This female OC is SO GOOD whoops did I say that already? Sorry I'm just impressed"

mystical powers. Did the author extrapolate them from some obscure Tolkienian lore or completely make them up? We may never know.

That one person who knows all the Silmarillion stuff and they're a little scary but everyone loves them. (They have a secret crowd and are slowly taking over the internet)

I could go on for a while, but I'd better leave it here and move on with my life. 😂😂 Love you, LOTR bunch. Craziness and all.