(in this one, like the last full group one-shot, you are all dating. This isn't necessarily a sequel to the last one but it takes place in the same sort of time line.)
Dance_monster: what happened last night?
Worldwide_handsome: I have no idea
(Y/U/N): allow us to explain.
Milknkookies: you see, Yoongi decided it would be a good idea to get us all wasted but Yoongi, Y/n and I somehow didn't get as drunk as you guys.
Spoonful_of_suga: it was really fun though. You two definitely enjoyed yourselves...
Worldwide_handsome: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN YOONGI?!
Dance_monster: Jin, please stop yelling.
Your_hope: ugh my head.
(Y/U/N): nice of you to join us.
Milknkookies: you have yoongi to thank for that headache
Your_hope: wow thanks...
Spoonful_of_suga: your welcome
Spoonful_of_suga: wait, does anyone know where Tae and Jimin are?
(Y/U/N): I hear something in the garden.
Your_hope: I'll go check.
Your_hope: well...
Milknkookies: what was it?
Your_hope: (picture of jimin and Tae, climbing out of a bush in the garden)
(Y/U/N): so that's where they went.
Taetae: why did we wake up in a bush?
Mochi: also does anyone have any aspirin?
Spoonful_of_suga: why did you wake up in a bush? I didn't see either of you go outside last night.
(Y/U/N): I think I may have the answer to that question. You see, when Jimin was really drunk, he decided that he wanted to take Taehyung stargazing. I know this cause jimin said to Tae, and I quote, "we should go watch the stars, they're almost as pretty as you". And that is why Jimin is the sweetest boy on this planet. Even when drunk, he is still more cute than most other guys.
Spoonful_of_suga: wow, that's pretty gay tbh.
Dance_monster: Yoongi, we're literally all in a relationship together. I don't think there is anything more gay than us.
Mochi: you're definitely not wrong there.
Spoonful_of_suga: asfjbdeillgdwuklgcetjbv
Taetae: Yoongi? Are you okay?
Dance_monster: I just heard Jin open his door and yell at him WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT YOONGI and I think Jin might have killed him.
Milknkookies: rip
Taetae: rip
Worldwide_handsome: so I may have slightly over reacted. It turns out that all I did last night was yell at Namjoon for breaking a vase.
Spoonful_of_suga: well thanks for choking me. Really appreciate that. Just what I was missing from my day.
Milknkookies: kinky...
(Y/U/N): what is wrong with us
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