BTS X Male Reader Oneshots

Yoonjin x male reader- its not gay if we dont make eye contact

Bit of a weird one but let's roll with it... also it's pretty short just cause I can't be asked to write a long ass chapter.

You must be kidding me- the sentence that went through Jin's mind as he saw his two boyfriends arguing.
"But think about it Yoongi, technically it's not gay because they wouldn't have looked at each other. If you can't see them sucking your dick then it's not gay."
"Just because you can't see them, it doesn't mean they're not doing it and the act of sucking another mans dick is gay."
"Okay, prove it."
"Two words Y/n- blind people."
Jin stared at the two dumb founded.
"You know what, you've got me there. That is, that is a fact."
Yoongi rolled his eyes at his boyfriend.
"I told you, I know everything about gay culture."
Jin decided to finally speak up.
"So um, do you guys want pizza? I really don't want to cook tonight. And, please, stop talking about sucking dick."
"Yeah Y/n, stop talking about dicks."
"Hey! You were just as into that conversation as I was."
Jin sighed.
"Only because you started it! You stated something stupid and I needed to show you that you're an idiot."
"I'm not an idiot, I gave out my theory on sucking dick and-"
Yoongi cut Y/n off.
"Theory? Boy this ain't science class, this is gay culture, fact check your theories"
"Please for the love of god, can we stop talking about this and order pizza."
"Jin, you know we love you, but, this is important. Pizza can wait."
Jin sighed yet again, knowing that the night would be long and neither of his lovers were going to drop that conversation topic.