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Bts- that one time namjoon left the kids at the store

Dm conversation between Namjoon and Jin ————
Worldwide_handsome: are you on your way back yet Namjoon?

Dance_monster: yeah, just about to start driving.

Worldwide_handsome: have you got everything?

Dance_monster: yes, I'm not as forgetful as you think.
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Namjoon arrived home, shopping bags in hand.
"Ah Namjoon I see you got everything I asked for..."
Jin trailed off as he realised something was missing.
"Namjoon?"
"Yeah?"
"Where are Y/n, taehyung, Jimin and Jungkook?"
Namjoon's face paled.
"Oh my god I left them at the store!"
"Kim Namjoon I swear! How the hell do you forget four loud, fully grown adults?"
"In my defence, Jimin and Y/n are really short so they're not really fully grown."
Jin gave Namjoon a look that he knew all too well.
"Well, I'll be heading back to the store to pick them up and then we can completely forget this ever happened."
He sheepishly smiled.

Meanwhile, Y/n and Jimin had given up hope that they'd ever see their Hyungs again.
"Well, we had a good few years with them."
Jimin stated.
"Yeah. It's just a shame it had to end this way."
Y/n agreed.

Jungkook and Tae were riding around in a shopping cart, enjoying their time without Namjoon and Jin mothering them. Tae climbed out of the cart very ungraciously.
"Cheer up guys! Look at it this way, we can do whatever we want for the next twenty minutes. Just imagine how many cookies we could buy without Namjoon there to stop us!"
Jimin's eyes lit up as he grabbed Y/n by the hand.
"Okay, everyone grab as many cookies as you can and then we can checkout before Namjoon gets back so he can't make us take them back."
"Sounds good to me."
Kookie grinned mischievously.
"What about milk though? We can't just eat all these cookies if we don't have milk."
"Kookie, you're on milk duty, everyone else is on cookie duty. Now, grab a shopping cart and lets go!"

Namjoon walked up to the entrance of the store as the four younger boys walked out. They were carrying sixteen bags between them. The majority were filled with different kinds of cookies, however, a few were filled with gallons of chocolate, strawberry and banana flavoured milk.
"Oh god."
He sighed to himself.
"Namjoon!"
Y/n nervously chuckled.
"You've got to be kidding me."
"We've already payed for these so you can't make us take them back!"
Jimin yelled. Jungkook and Taehyung were giggling behind the shortest boy.

The ride home was almost silent. The only sounds to be heard were the four young boys giggling. Namjoon was already anticipating what Jin was going to say.

"Finally! I still can't believe that you,"
Jin paused.
"Why do you have so many bags?"
The four youngest boys shared a glance with each other before Taehyung spoke.
"Well, we thought that after Namjoon had so lovingly abandoned us at the store, we should buy some cookies. You can't have cookies without milk so we bought a few different flavours of that too."
He gave an innocent grin, hoping that he would accept that explanation.
"How are we even going to eat all these cookies? Not to mention milk is a very temperature sensitive product so we'll have to keep all of that in the fridge!"
Jin was about to continue when Jungkook places a cookie into his mouth. Jin bit down on the cookie and sighed. Once he had swallowed, he glanced at Namjoon.
"This is entirely your fault and because of that, you aren't aloud any of these cookies. I don't know how we'll store any of these but I guess we can't return them now."

Yoongi returned home later that evening. When he opened the door, he was greeted with an unexpected sight.
"What the actual fuck is going on?"
In front of him was a fort, made entirely out of cookie boxes and milk bottles. He could hear the faint sound of snoring coming from inside and decided to go to sleep, questioning the scene in front of him no further.
"You know what, I don't even want to know."