BTS X Male Reader Oneshots

Jin- pick up lines

Warning: bad puns ahead. Yoongi is very grumpy in this but I figured the grumpier side of him would work for this (I don't actually believe he's always like this, inside he's a very precious boy) so don't take this as my view on him. This is very short too but I really like this one. (Also thank you so much for all the reads like I'm genuinely shocked how many of you like this stuff)
Y/l/n- your last name

Jin didn't know how it started. One moment they were just telling each other bad jokes to annoy Yoongi, the next thing they both knew, Yoongi was gone and the jokes had gotten worse. The conversation had started out with some everyday dad jokes but eventually it turned into what Yoongi would've called- awful dad pick up lines.
"Are you a bad exam paper cause everyone knows you're mine."
Y/n and Jin giggled. If the conversation they were having was a war based on puns, Jin would most likely have one by then.

Then, everything changed when Y/n said something that left Jin speechless.
"Are you cypher part five cause I desperately want you."
Jin was silent.
"That was..."
"Smooth? I know. I've been waiting for the day where I could use that line."
Jin never thought that he'd be outwitted in the dad joke/pun department.
That's when they heard footsteps run down the dorms stairs.
"Did someone say cypher part five?"
"What the fuck Tae, do you have a sixth sense for that or something?"
"Maybe... Anyway, who do I have to ask to be in cypher part five?"
Jin and Y/n looked at each other and giggled.
"You know, it was Yoongi who brought it up to us in the first place."
Jin smirked, all the while Y/n was giggling to himself. Taehyung ran off to Yoongi's room, hoping for a part in the nonexistent song.

Jin and Y/n sat down on the couch and cuddled up to each other. All was well in their life, until they heard someone yell from upstairs.
"I SWEAR TO GOD KIM SEOKJIN AND Y/L/N Y/N IF YOURE NOT RUNNING NOW YOU WILL BE SOON."
That's when they saw Tae scramble down the stairs, gesturing for them to run. What they didn't know at the time was that Taehyung had woken Suga up and he wasn't too happy about it.
After sharing a quick glance, the couple stood up, grabbed Tae and ran for a hiding place, hoping there would be safety in numbers.
Needless to say, when the others got home, they were very confused to find the three of them hiding in a tiny closet.