(Idek What I did here but sure... it's fucking weird)
Worldwide_handsome: so, who did it?
Spoonful_of_suga: who did what?
(Y/U/N): Yeah, you cant just come in here and accuse all of us of something when none of us know what you're accusing us of.
Your_hope: yeah Hyung. All of us are saints. Why would any of us godly beings do anything to upset you?
Milknkookies: because snorting chocolate milk out of your nose from laughing too hard is really godly, isn't Hobi?
Taetae: spill the tea Kookie!
Dance_monster: let's agree to never let Tae say that again.
Milknkookies: agreed
(Y/U/N): agreed
Worldwide_handsome: agreed
Taetae: :(
Worldwide_handsome: can we get back to the problem at hand?!
Dance_monster: What is the problem?
Worldwide_handsome: someone broke the tv. I came home last night and saw it lying on the floor face down.
(Y/U/N): are you sure that wasn't Yoongi Hyung?
Spoonful_of_suga: Do I look like a tv?
Mochi: kind of.
Spoonful_of_suga: Park Jimin, your days are numbered.
Mochi: :(
Worldwide_handsome: ah, Jimin, nice of you to finally join us. Why have you only now seen these messages? Maybe because you were... COVERING UP A CRIME?!?!
Your_hope: Jin, we love you and all but you are way too extra sometimes.
Worldwide_handsome: I'm the extra one? Do we need to go over the chocolate milk incident again?
Your_hope: no, no we don't. How about we just forget about the chocolate milk entirely.
Spoonful_of_suga: anyway, Jin, I know what happened. Allow me to explain
Milknkookies: Yoongi, you agreed to keep quiet.
Taetae: yeah!
(Y/u/n): Yoongi is a rat.
Spoonful_of_suga: so, these four idiots decided to play baseball in the front room.
Milknkookies: don't do this Yoongi. You still have chance to save yourself.
Spoonful_of_suga: save myself from what?
Worldwide_handsome: continue...
Spoonful_of_suga: as I was saying, Jimin was the one batting and aragaejseuiseohssbysie
Worldwide_handsome: and???
Milknkookies: and then nothing happened, we all went to bed and someone broke into our house just to knock the tv over. See, no one here did anything wrong :)
(Y/u/n): okay so I think Kookie killed Yoongi but on the bright side now Jin will never know
Mochi: I saw Kookie run to his room and Yoongi screamed so he's probably dead.
Taetae: Kookie just said to me that they'll never know...
Milknkookies: RATS! ALL OF YOU!!
Worldwide_handsome: I HEAR HIM COMING DOWN THE HALL TOWARDS MY ROOM
(Y/u/n): IM COMING TO SAVE YOU JIN!
Your_hope: okay so I left for like five minutes and apparently Yoongi is dead.
Dance_monster: we can't leave any of you unattended can we?
Taetae: I JUST SAW Y/N RUN DOWN THE HALL WITH A FOAM MINECRAFT SWORD ASDDFGLKRSBL JUNGKOOK YOURE FUCKED
Mochi: since when did he own a foam sword?
Milknkookies: FIGHT ME Y/N, ILL TAKE YOU ON. ILL TAKE JIMIN ON. ILL TAKE YOU ALL ON
Mochi: What did I do? :(
Milknkookies: afdsvitskoesvlievnyskmcUpuejljevjuZushHsizhg
Worldwide_handsome: okay, remind me to never fight Y/n. I just saw him take Kookie out with a sword.
(Y/u/n): so... let's agree to never speak of this again
Spoonful_of_suga: yeah...
Taetae: YOONGI!! You're alive!
Spoonful_of_suga: Maybe... or, maybe I'm a ghost who has come back to haunt you...
Mochi: um, I can see you typing from your room...
Spoonful_of_suga: your days really are numbered Jimin.
Mochi: :(
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