(all of you are in a relationship cause why not?)
(Y/U/N) has started the chat.
Taetae has joined the chat.
Dance_monster has joined the chat.
Your_hope has joined the chat.
Worldwide_handsome has joined the chat.
Milknkookies has joined the chat.
Spoonful_of_suga has joined the chat.
Mochi has joined the chat.
(Y/U/N): I bet you're all wondering why I have called you here.
Spoonful_of_suga: this is a group chat. You haven't called any of us anywhere.
Your_hope: shh, lets see where he goes with this Yoongi.
(Y/U/N): Thank you hobi, as I was saying. I have called all of you here to discuss an important issue.
Taetae: I have a feeling this will end badly for us.
Dance_monster: yeah...
(Y/U/N): I have a question for you all.
Milknkookies: what is it?
(Y/U/N): why is it, that when I tell you not to eat my food, you decide to ignore me? I had four doughnuts left and now there's only 3. So which one of you was it?
Spoonful_of_suga: Jin
Dance_monster: Jin
Taetae: Jin
Milknkookies: Jin
Worldwide_handsome: Hey! Learned my lesson after the first time I took your food. It wasn't me.
(Y/U/N): sure... I don't trust any of you!
Spoonful_of_suga: I hate to be that guy but I'm just gonna say it. Jimin hasn't said a word this entire time and I find that very suspicious...
Milknkookies: 👀👀
Worldwide_handsome: 👀👀
Taetae:👀👀
Mochi: FINE! It was me! I'm sorry but they just looked so good and I didn't think you'd care if I only had one.
(Y/U/N): ...
Your_hope: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!
Mochi: ...
(Y/U/N): ... You are forgiven...
Spoonful_of_suga: really? It was that easy to forgive him?
Worldwide_handsome: yeah! You didn't talk to me for a week when I ate one of your brownies!
(Y/U/N): Lets just say that Jimin is very persuasive.
Dance_monster: Jimin...
Your_hope: What did you do?
Mochi: Nothing...
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