My Gay Best Friends

S1 E1: Rivalry

Jane walked into school confident.

"New school, new friends."

She saw two cute guys.

"New cute guys."

She went over to them.

"Hi, I'm Jane Parsons, I'm new here."

"I'm Zack Morris."

"And I'm Jack Brewer."

"Welcome to ParkStone."

"Isn't this school combined?"

"Unfortunately, with our rivals."

"Oh. So, do you guys have girlfriends?"

"Oh, we're gay. Well I'm bisexual. But I actually have a crush on a guy."

"Oh."

*Plays theme song*

"That doesn't bother you does it?"

"No. My older sister is a lesbian and my parents are very accepting. They were actually mad at me for being straight."

"Well, what's your first class?"

"Earth Science."

"Oh you have that with Austin."

"Before you asked, he's gay."

"Is every guy here gay?"

"Most of us," Jack said cheerfully.

"Austin!"

Austin went over to them.

"This is Jane, she's new and in your class."

"How does that involve me?"

Zack pulled out twenty dollars.

"Follow me new girl."

They walked down the hall.

After class

"Hey Austin can you help me with-?"

"Wish I could but I don't want to."

He left.

"What a gentleman," she said sarcastically.

She went up to two girls and two boys.

"Hey, I'm new here, do you know where the Gym is?"

"Yeah, we're heading there now. I'm Jonah Beck."

"I'm Maxine Hart. But you can call me Max."

"I'm her older sister Maya."

"And I'm Owen, it's nice to meet you."

He smiled at her and she started crushing on him.

In Economics and Personal Finance

Jane sat in the back. Owen walked in. She quickly fixed her hair. He went to the boy in front of her and kissed him. Her eyes went wide eyed.

In the hallway

"So you're gay, and so is Max, and Jonah is bisexual?"

"Correct."

"So Maya is straight?"

"Yep."

"Well that's going to break my sister's heart because she likes her."

"Oh well."

In Lunch

Jane got her lunch and looked at Zack, Jack, and Austin. Then at Owen, Jonah, and Max.

"Over here," Zack and Owen said in unison.

They glared at each other.

"We saw her first Donnell."

"Well we had her last Morris."

"Guys I'm not a dog! Let's just sit together."

Five minutes later

It was silent at their table.

"This is nice. Can I asked why you guys hate each other?"

"We're rivals."

"Oh right combined schools. Look, you guys are together now, can't you put an end to the rivalry? You're gonna need it for basketball games."

"She has a point," Austin said.

"I know, I hate that," Zack said.

"Truce," Owen said putting his hand out.

"Truce."

They shook hands. Jay looked at them and thought they were holding hands. They let go and got up to dump their trays. Jay went to the table.

"Hey Jay, I'm Jane, Owen's new friend."

Jay ignored her and got food from her tray. Zack and Owen turned around and Jay threw food at Zack. They ducked.

"Jay? What the heck!"

"FOOD FIGHT!"

Everyone started throwing food at each other. Then Jay grabbed some cheese nachos and threw it at Zack.

"NO!"

Owen got in front of Zack and it hit him in the face. He felled to the floor. Zack knelt down.

"Owen, you took a cheese ball for me."

"We have a truce remember? I'm so cold."

"That's because you're under the air conditioning, plus you're not dying!"

"Oh right."

Zack helped him up. The teachers came in and saw everything.

"Great," Zack said sarcastically.

In Detention

"I'm sorry I got jealous baby."

"It's okay babe."

They kissed and everyone groaned.

"I can tell that I'm gonna like it here."

"No you're not," they said in unison.

Episode Finished