My Gay Best Friends

S3 E7: Summer Vacation

"Summer Vacation baby," Zack yelled high fiving Jane.

"I can't believe Owen booked all of us to a famous hotel in Hawaii."

"Where'd he get the money?"

"Plot holes."

"What?"

"You know those stupid plot holes that don't make sense?"

"Yeah but that's in books and tv shows, this is reality."

"Trust me, it's the same thing."

"Okay. I can't believe Damon, Hunter, Henry, Nick, Chris, Cameron, and Maya aren't going."

"Probably because they're storylines don't matter right now."

Zack shrugged and they left.

*Plays theme song*

In Hawaii

"HELLO HAWAII," Max yelled.

"Do you have to be loud," Jonah asked.

"Yes, yes I do."

"Remind me why I'm carrying the bags," Zack said.

"I don't know plot hole," Jane said.

"What is with you and plot holes this week?"

Zack accidentally dropped a bag. A boy picked it up for him.

"Do you need some help?"

"Yeah, thank you, at least someone around here is nice."

Jane rolled her eyes.

"I'm Dan."

"Zack. That's Jane, Jack, Jonah, Austin, Owen, Jerry, Max, and Slater."

"His boyfriend."

"My boyfriend."

"Are all of you gay?"

"Yeah except for Jane. Before you ask, she has a boyfriend."

"But we can do a three-way."

"I'm bisexual."

"I support that!"

"Your bisexual?"

"Yeah."

"So am I!"

"Cool."

"Alright calm down, I'm bisexual too."

"I'll help you with your bags. Welcome to the Palm Woods!"

"You work here?"

"Yeah and this place is nice and quiet."

"THEY HAVE A SWIMMING POOL," Max and Jonah screamed.

They ran to the pool.

"Yeah it's not gonna be so quiet anymore," Zack said.

At the swimming pool

Max, Jonah, and Owen jumped in.

"Jane, Austin, aren't you going in?"

"Oh no, I don't do sports," Austin said putting in his sunglasses on.

"And I can't swim."

"Where's Jack," Austin asked.

"In his room with Jerry I suppose," Jane said.

"Yeah," Zack said sadly.

"Wait, I know that yeah, he knows something."

"Maybe."