My Gay Best Friends

S6 E5: Somebody To You

Jack ran up to Jerry.

"Happy Anniversary!"

"Happy what?"

"Our Anniversary is today."

"Oh right."

"I got us matching bracelets."

"Aww, they're cute."

"I know. They cost 98 dollars."

"Fuck," Jerry whispered.

"You forgot didn't you?"

"What, no," Jerry lied in a high pitched voice.

"It's okay if you did. I'll see you later."

Jack started leaving.

"Jack wait."

He turned around.

"I got you The Vamps."

"No you didn't," Jack said laughing about to leave again.

"I really did."

"You serious?"

"Yeah."

"Now my gift seems stupid."

"It's not. Meet me in the auditorium after your last class?"

"Yeah."

"Bye."

"Bye."

They kissed and Jack ran off smiling. Jerry banged his head against the wall.

*Plays theme song*

"Why did I lie? Why couldn't I just told the truth? But no, I just had to Jerry tbe whole situation up and tell him I got The Vamps. One of the most popular bands in America! What do I do?"

"Do I look like a therapist," Zack asked annoyed.

"Listen you're a scammer, can you get The Vamps?"

"Yeah I'll just call up their manager and say 'I know you're all the way in London but can you fly here to Los Angeles and play a song for my best friend'."

"That's perfect."

Zack hit him on the head with his magazine.

"Sorry."

"Or you can just get three people to help you perform one of their songs for him."

Jerry raised an eyebrow.

"Can you even sing?"

"Nope but he'll appreciate the effort. Come on."

"Woah woah woah, who told you I was helping?!"

"You just did."

Jerry grabbed his hand and they left.

In the auditorium

"Why are we helping again," Jonah asked.

"He said he would pay us forty bucks," Owen said.

"Plus it's a nice thing to do," Jane said.

"Can he even sing?"

"No but that's why Jane is here. To make it less bad."

They groaned. Austin led Jack in.

"Don't worry Jack, you're in good hands."

Jack hit the pole.

"Sorry. You can take your blindfold off."

Jack took his blindfold off and saw them.

"Wow The Vamps," Jack said sarcastically.

"You knew?"

"Yeah, I can tell when Jerry lies. I'mma just let him have the moment."

Somebody To You
Jerry
Jane

I used to wanna be
Livin like there's only me
And now I spend my time
Thinkin bout a way to get you off my mind
I used to be so tough
Never really have enough
And then you caught my eye
Giving me the feeling of a lightning strike
Look at me now, I'm falling
Can't even talk, still stuttering
This cloud I'm on, keeps shaking
Oh-oh-oh now

All I wanna be, yeah all I ever wanna be, yeah, yeah
Is somebody to you
All I wanna be, yeah all I ever wanna be, yeah, yeah
Is somebody to you
Everybody's trying to be a billionaire
But every time I look at you I just don't care
Cause all I wanna be, yeah all I ever wanna be, yeah, yeah
Is somebody to you

I used to be run around
I didn't wanna settle down
But now I wake each day
Looking for a way that I can see your face
I've got your photograph
But baby I need more than that
I need to know your lips
Nothing ever mattered to me more than this

Look at me now, I'm falling
I can't even talk, I'm stuttering
This cloud I'm on, it keeps shaking
Oh-oh-oh now

All I wanna be
All I ever wanna be yeah yeah
Is somebody to you

Jack and Austin looked at each other. They slowly clapped.

"Thanks for the pity clap."

Jerry went to them.

"He knew."

"Thanks Austin," Jack said sarcastically.

He left.

"Did you at least like the performance?"

"No it was terrible, Jane carried the performance. But it was sweet."

"Happy Anniversary babe."

They kissed.

Episode Finished