My Gay Best Friends

S5 E9: Feelings

"I think I still like Henry but I'm with Ryan. What do I do?"

"Choose Ryan. One, because he's my little brother, and two, he cares about you."

Zack thought for a second.

"Then again, I'd choose Henry."

"What?"

"Yeah, I like Henry, I'd choose Henry and I would be happy with him."

"Okay calm down," Slater said.

"I have an idea. Boy Meets World," Jane said.

"What?"

"On Boy Meets World, to choose between Topanga and Lauren, Cory did the jelly bean test. Come come."

They followed her to the scale. She pulled out jellybeans.

"Who makes you laugh?"

"Henry."

"Alright, which person would you rather have a personal conversation with?"

"Ryan."

"Alright. Honesty! You can trust them. Very key, very key."

Jonah looked at Zack. He smiled.

"Henry."

He rolled his eyes.

"Ok, ok. Now I'm going to ask you a very important question. Whose got the better...you know. Who do you see yourself?"

She suggestive laughed.

"Well, Henry has the."

He suggestive laughed.

"But that's nothing compared to..."

They stared at him.

"Just put both," Jonah said blushing.

"Sure, you like both boys. You like spending time with them. But who can't you live without?"

"...Henry."

"Well, looks like it's a tie."

"No, it's not. It's Henry, it's always been Henry. It's no contest."

He left.

"Well I'm gonna love tonight," Zack said sarcastically.

At the hospital

"Old woman. Fat guy. Ryan Gosling?"

He put the photo in his pocket. Jonah came in.

"Hey you're back, I was-."

He kissed him and Henry kissed back. They separated and smiled at each other.

Episode Finished