My Gay Best Friends

S2 E7: Delinquents

Jonah walked up to the gang with a new hairstyle.

"Sorry I'm late guys."

"What's up emo?"

"Haha," Jonah said sarcastically.

"Why are you dressed like that?"

"I'm making a statement. I'm tired of this dumbass school and these fake ass bitches."

"Hey Jonah."

"Hey."

The guy left.

"Fucking bitch."

Jane started sniffing him.

"Having fun there?"

"Why do you smell like cigarettes?"

"Oh I was in the bathroom and there was kids smoking in there."

"Stand up."

"Okay?"

They both stood up.

"Arms out."

Jonah obeyed. Jane patted him down.

"Don't be shy."

Jane blushed. She dug in his pockets and pulled out a cigarette.

"Aha!"

They gasped.

"Alright, you caught me now give it back."

"Where'd you get this?"

"Somewhere."

"Where's somewhere?"

"A place, duh."

"Yeah I think smoking is destroying your brain cells, it's making you stupider."

"Look, it helps release stress."

"Yeah but it also helps the dying process," Zack said.

"It's kind of my life not yours so if I wanna smoke I'll smoke got it," Jonah snapped.

"I got it, damn acting like-."

Owen smacked the back of his head.

"Language!"

"I wasn't even done with my comeback!"

"I'll see you guys later."

"Jonah-."

He left.

*Plays theme song*

Owen and his new friend Cameron walked down the hall.

"So I was thinking, tonight, maybe we can go to the store and "borrow" some stuff."

"By borrow you mean steal."

"Exactly, see I knew you were smart."

"Or we could just watch a movie."

"As long as we sneak in some snacks."

"Fine."

"Great, I don't think they're even trying with the food there."

Owen laughed.

"So, are we going to your locker or skipping?"

"We're going to class."

"See ya."

Owen laughed as he left. Nick and Chris went up to him.

"Owen you made a new friend in our grade, I'm so proud of you."