My Gay Best Friends

S4 E11: Late

"Alright class, today's lesson is-."

Zack ran into the door as the teacher was closing it.

"Hey Zack, didn't see you there."

"Yeah you did."

"Yeah I did. If you're late again, then you have detention."

"Great that would be my 100th detention."

"Sit down."

"Yes sir."

He sat next to Jack.

"You know, you should be on time tomorrow."

"Why?"

"Because remember what Slater said in Calculus."

"All I could focus on was his beautiful eyes."

Jack rolled his eyes.

"Well he said don't be late for his last match for the semester."

"When?!"

"Literally in Calculus."

"Wait, we have Calculus?"

Jack face palmed.

*Plays theme song*

In Anatomy

"Alright, last class of the day."

"I'm proud of you, you didn't get detention for once."

"I know, I'm getting kinda anxious. Like I need to do something bad."

"Shouldn't you boys be getting to class now," a teacher said.

"Shouldn't you be married by now," Zack mumbled.

"What?"

"Nothing," Jack said quickly.

Jack glared at him.

"It's a reflex!"

They went into class and sat in there seats. The teacher came in and laid down on the desk and cried.

"Well this is weird."

"I know. I'm gonna go talk to her."

Jack went up to her.

"Ms. Harrison, are you okay?"

"Yeah. SIT DOWN!"

"Kay!"

Jack quickly sat back down next to Zack.

"I want you guys to write a ten page essay on everything we've learned this year."

Jack raised his hand.

"We have two lessons left though."

"Too bad, some things happen you're not prepared for."

"But how are we supposed to write an essay on something we haven't learned about yet," Zack said.

"I don't need your sass Zack Morris!"

"Sass?"

"Look it's not fair for us to do 10 pages-," Austin started.

"How about we make it 15 pages! I'm gonna get some aspirin, start reading chapter whatever."

She left.

"I'm not sassy."

"Her boyfriend must've dumped her heart," Jack said.

"No kidding."

"Sometimes I'm bold but I'm never sassy."

She came back in.