I'm Not A Girl, I Swear [Discontinued]

XI

"Guys. I just had the best idea."

Kurt, who had been laying on the couch with Blaine (they didn't quite fit; Blaine was slightly on top of him) looked amused and worried. "I certainly hope it's a good idea."

"It's the best. So, Halloween's coming up, right?" Jeff asked, grinning like an idiot.

"You are not going to say what I think you're going to say," Sebastian said, laughing. He and Hunter were sharing an armchair; they certainly didn't fit, Hunter was on his lap. Wes and David were the only ones sitting like normal people; Nick had just gotten back and was sitting with his legs draped over the arm of another armchair.

"Oh, yes I am. We should do a group costume. Theme? Rocky Horror," he said.

A round of laughter went through the room.

"I still have my Riff Raff costume, sign me the hell up," Kurt said.

Thad laughed. "Ah, what the hell. I'd do it."

"Who would feel comfortable being shirtless and wearing gold shorts?" Jeff asked, chuckling.

"I nominate Hunter," Sebastian said quickly.

Hunter laughed, looking back at him. "Really?"

"I would literally be Janet if I got to see you as Rocky," Sebastian said. "And you have the body for it."

"Is that a promise?" Hunter raised an eyebrow.

"One hundred precent."

Jeff couldn't contain his laughter. "Oh god, this is going to be great. It's going to be Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me all night long. We need an easily confused person for Brad." Everyone looked at Wes.

He laughed. "Wow, way to single me out there. But I'd do it."

David wrapped his arms around Wes, shooting Sebastian a look. "Mine."

Sebastian and Wes both laughed.

"We still need a Frank N. Furter," Jeff said.

"Not doing it," Thad said immediately.

"Thad, we'd never make you do it."

"You know, Jeff, this was your idea..." Kurt said.

"Are you passing up the opportunity to see your boyfriend in drag?"

"Um, I'm passing up the opportunity for him to see his boyfriend in drag," Blaine said.

They looked to David, who shook his head. "Absolutely not. It was your idea, Jeff."

"I'd do it."

The voice was so soft, they could have sworn they imagined it. When they looked over to him, though, it was clear by his blush that they hadn't.

"You would?" Jeff asked.

Nick nodded softly. "It's Halloween. Go big or go home, right?"

"Now that is some true Halloween spirit," Kurt appraised.

"Yeah, go Nick!"