I'm Not A Girl, I Swear [Discontinued]

XXVI

When the others walked into the common room, Kurt took one look at Nick and Jeff and turned to Thad. "I win."

Thad looked stunned. "How'd you get the exact date?!"

Kurt smirked. "Shouldn't have made a bet with a gay, Mr. Ace."

"You guys were betting on how long it'd take us to get together?" Jeff asked, amused.

"The sexual tension was undeniable. And Thad's the only one stupid enough to take up a bet against Kurt," Blaine said.

Thad smacked his shoulder. "Says the guy who got someone fired by serenading him with a song about sex toys."

"We don't speak of that!"

"Yeah you do, just not when you're around."

"I was a young idiot, okay?" Blaine was a furious red.

Kurt laughed. "Blaine, calm down before you explode."

Blaine turned to him, face desperate. "You don't talk about it, do you? He's joking?"

"Blaine, Thad's brutally honest. You should know this by now. And don't worry," Kurt chuckled, "I never contribute information."

They didn't think it was possible for Blaine to get any redder, but he did.

"Kurt, what do you know?" Thad asked, amused.

"Don't answer that!" Blaine said quickly.

Kurt laughed, wrapping his arm around Blaine. "I would never tell anyone. And Thad, I know a lot. A lot that would disturb you to know."

Thad wrinkled his nose. "TMI."

"Exactly."

Nick spoke up for the first time since they had entered the room.

"Have I ever told you guys how much I love you?"

They were quiet for a minute before Thad answered- of course.

"No, I don't think you have."

Nick sighed contentedly, laying his head on Jeff's shoulder. "Well, I do. I think that's the first time somebody's talked about me behind my back positively."