Not so funny jokes

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You arrive at Matt's house, with Alex, and knock on the door.

"Hey," Matt says, opening the door to let you in. You and Al walk in.

"Hey, Matt," you say, making your way to the couch.

"Hey sweetheart," he says, coming over to hug you. "Does she..."

"Yeah, she knows." Alex says. He looks to the floor.

"How'd you take it? If I were you I'd throw a fucking TV in his face," Matt chuckles.

"Well I threw a remote in his face, so you're pretty close on that one" you say.

Matt looks shocked but then laughs again.

"I wish I could punch him too, for leaving you and all, but unfortunately I want this tour as much as him" Matt says, smiling.

"I'm not leaving her, Matt, don't say that." Alex says angrily.

"Sorry, mate. I didn't mean that, Darcy, of course he isn't leaving you," says Matt.

"I know," you say, although it seemed like he was.

"Do youse want a brew?" Matt asks, getting up. Alex was still stood near the doorway.

"Yeah, please, thanks Matt," you say.

"Alright" Alex says. As soon as Matt leaves the room Alex dashes over to sit next to you.

"You know I don't want to leave you, don't you? I'm not just gonna abandon you and never speak to you again," he says. He almost looks as if he dosen't want to go anymore.

"I'll be waiting," you say. Although the more you thought about waiting for one and a half year the more you were dreading it. He kisses your cheek, then starts moving down your neck. You didn't know what the hell he was playing at, since Matt could walk in at any moment. To your surprise, Matt walks in. A little awkwardly when he realises Alex sucking on your neck like a vacuum cleaner.

"Um," he says. Alex jumps up quickly and goes a shade of pink. You turn a similar colour when you see Matt looking at you. Matt just laughs it off and hands you both your drinks.

"What was this big announcement?" Alex asks. Matt pauses and then says, "Theres another space for Darcy on the bus!" he says.

"OH MY GOD REALLY?!" Alex screams.

"No, sorry, I don't know why I did that," Matt says.

"Fuck you, Matt. Why the hell would you do that?" Alex yells. Matt laughs, but Alex looks incredibly pissed. He puts his head in his hands.

"Sorry, mate" Matt says awkwardly.

"No, just, it's fine. Forget it," Al says, his voice cracking.

"I'm gonna head home," Alex says, hiding his face from you and Matt by looking to the floor. He leaves, closing the door behind him.

"Sorry, Darcy, I'm a dick head." Matt says,

"No, it's okay. Hey, I better go see if he's okay," you say, standing up.

"I'll call you after okay?" you say, walking out the door.

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