"Dream. Dream Lively. Dream Lively McBroom answer your phone!! Good looking people don't wait. Dream. Dream Lively. Dream Lively McBroom answer your phone!! Good looking people don't wait. Dream. Dream Lively. Dream Lively McBroom answer your phone!! Good looking people do--"
After a couple of rings, I finally answered this asshole calling at 2 am. I mean, who the heck calls at 2 am? This dork. Plus I answered because I can't stand his voice interrupting my beautiful dream. I am almost kissed by Tom Holland and now I have to deal with this dipshit.
"What the fuck do you want?" I yelled purposely as his punishment for waking me up.
"Ohh cranky, let me guess. Tom Holland almost kissed you, doesn't he?" He slurred as the effect of alcohol laced on his voice and I almost didn't get what he said because of the music blaring through the speaker. He really knows me so well but it's not a good reason to wake me up.
"Yes, so what's your deal?" I spitted, trust me I love him but Tom Holland? I would sleep all day just to dream about Tom Holland.
"Uhm guess where I am?"
He's totally drunk but him drunk is not a habit and I don't see him drunk that often. He must really have something going on. "At a party you dork. Why are you even drinking? You don't drink remember?"
"Oh shh, I drink." He denied. "Yes you do but only on occasions. What's the changed of heart?"
"Get your ass over here and I'll tell you. Plus I need a driver, I can't drive drunk." He obliged, at least he still have the mind not to drive while drunk.
"Of course you idiot." I laughed. "Where are you at though?"
"At your secret crush's house which is basically an asshole for not noticing you." He said and I can already feel him winking and smirking.
"I mean who would notice me though, I'm also a guy." I said joking. I am really though, not technically but attitude wise I am. I've always been a guy since I'm the only girl in the clan full of boys. An only child of a single mom and a drunkee sperm donor.
"Just come over here, I think the world is spinning. I don't like this." He said and I can hear like he's already on the verge of throwing up.
"You should've thought that before you got drunk, idiot."
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Novela Juvenilsometimes you fall for assholes when a decent man is right in front of you.
