Peter Parker, Spiderman One-Shots

I'm a.... (A crack fic a little)

Inspired by the video called 'Earth' ya know the one that's trending right now that my friend sent me at one am.

Shuri ran into Peter's lab. "PETER I"M A GOAT!" 

Peter turned around holding a earth with "wE lOvE tHe EaRtH iT iS oUr PlAnEt" playing loudly in the background

"I'M A SPIDER Y'ALL HATE ME EVEN MYSELF."

Shuri then held up her phone and in came in edited video of T'Challa saying "I'm a CAT i go MEOW MEOW MEOW."

Peter held up his own phone and Tony said, "I'm an Iron Can and I get YEET" with a small ed from Peter. "across the room."

FRIDAY then chimed in "I'm an AI we help y'all useless and lazy humans get around."

Karen then followed, "I'm also an AI help you not get hurt all the time as you IGNORE YOUR 6TH SENSE."

Clint then came from the vents on a rope upside down, "I'm a bird I go CAW CAW CAW." As he finished his last Caw he was back in the vents.

Natasha peaked her head through and said. "I'm a black widow and I can kill you all-" before she could finish she was pulled into the vents.

Steve came out (probably high off of Snoop Dogs tree) saying "I'm america" before walking out.

Vision phased through the wall and said "I'm the superior species." then a red glow came around him and he got yeeted out.

Wanda came in, "I'm a witch and have control over all of you." then the rope that clint came on tied around her like a lasso and pulled her into the vents.

Then they heard a scream, "AND BUCKY THE RACCOON HE!" But before Sam could finish he let out a scream like a  ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶  Man, fully grown male.

Peter and Shuri just looked at each other and shrugged then listened to the song dancing like maniacs.

While T'Challa and Tony stood in the door frightened.

'What the FU-"

Signing off, Beanz500