Peter Parker, Spiderman One-Shots

Peter and some confused Teachers

Requested by AliciaMoonHeart She also helped me with the Danish used throughout this story.

Peter had been taking lessons from Loki and Thor about Danish since he was little it was his third language next to English and Italian, but Italian was rarely used. Supposedly Asgardian and Danish were almost the same, and Peter needed to learn different languages, (Aunt Nat said that it would help him in the long run.)

So that is when one day Peter had stayed up all night spidermanning and preparing for a test, and he only got about 15 minutes of sleep at the most and didn't have enough time to do his paper. Peter ran downstairs, buttoning up his flannel and holding his sweater before hastily putting it on. He grabbed half of a bagel from Bucky and said, "Godmorgen, jeg bliver nødt til at smutte farvel!" (Morning, I have to go bye!)

"Farvel, unge, Peter!" (Goodbye, young Peter!) Thor bellowed in Danish behind him, Thor then turned to everyone else. "He must be practicing his Danish!" Thor then took a huge bite of his pop tart.

Once, Peter made it to school he realized two things, one was that he was still hungry and that Bucky decided to have an onion bagel, not that Peter didn't like onions it's just he didn't like it combined with a bagel in the morning. Two MJ and Ned were nowhere in sight, so he looked on his phone and saw that MJ was out of town with her mother and Ned was sick.

"Hey, Penis Parker where is Fatty?" Flash yelled at Peter.

Peter rolled his eyes in response, not wanting to deal with flash for the day he replied. "Hold kæft, Flash." (shut up, Flash.) He then walked to his locker and got his English stuff and took a deep breath getting ready to get yelled at.

He walked into his class and put his stuff down on his desk before going to Ms.Hallow's desk. "Mit WiFi virkede ikke Frk. Hallow, så jeg kunne ikke skrive i går.." (My wifi wasn't working Ms.Hallow, so I couldn't write last night.) He fiddled with his hands.

"Peter, can you say that again?"

"Mit WiFi virkede ikke Frk. Hallow, så jeg kunne ikke skrive i går." (the same phrase as the one before.)

"Peter, please say that in English. I don't understand you." Ms.Hallow said, looking irritated.

"Jeg taler engelsk." (I am speaking English.) Peter replied, holding his books closer to him.

"Peter go to the office right now, okay." Ms.Hallow then turned away to go to her desk at the front of the room.

Peter decided he should walk out of the room before getting in more trouble. He then started to walk to the office and walked to the principles office, knowing his teacher already called them. "Why are you here, Peter?" Mr. Grande asked Peter.

"Så, Frk. Hallow sendte mig her fordi jeg fordi jeg åbenbart ikke talte engelsk." (Well, Ms.Hallow sent me here because I wasn't using English supposedly.) Peter explained to the Principle.

Mr. Grande then started to punch numbers on the phone in his office. "I'm calling your father."

"Vær sød ikke at ringe til min far!" (Please don't call my dad!) Peter stood up, but Mr. Grande was already talking to his dad.

After a few minutes, Tony walked in the door. "Hello, Mr. Stark."

"Mr. Grande." Tony nodded at him.

"Hej, far." (Hey, dad....) Peter said softly.

Tony crouched in front of him. "Now I see why the principle called. Peter, you're speaking Danish, not English."

Peter rolled his eyes. "Jeg taler engelsk! Venttttttt." (I'm speaking English! Waittttttt.)

"yep well now I'm taking you home since you must be tired. I'll be taking him. Bye!"

Signing off, Beanz500