He sends a drunken chat up line to you

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Michael:

Clifforconda 🐍💕

r u a light switch cuz you turn me oN everytime i see u xxxxxxxxxx

Your reply:

Mikey you idiot, your drunk, go to bed! 😂 xxxxxx

Ashton:

My kangaroo 💙💏

Is your daddy a baker? Coz you've got a nice set of bunsssss 😏

Your reply:

Um well that was uncalled for... And no, he is not. I hope you're not too wasted babe... But thanks I guess... 😶 xxx

Luke:

Penguin dude 😊💜

Hey, you're hot, I'm ugly, let's make average babies 👅💦 xxx

Your reply:

MR LUCAS ROBERT HEMMINGS, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, YOU HORNY BASTARD. HOW ABOUT NO xxx 😑

Calum:

My kiwiii 😏💘

Did you just fart bc you blew me away. I miss you. A lot. Sorry not sorry. xxxx

Your reply:

Aw Calum, I can tell you've been drinking, your only soppy like this when you're drunk 😑 AND SERIOUSLY, IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT? C'mon, out of all the nicest phrases you could ever use you talk about farting? Jeeze I must be special 😂 xxxxx

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