A/n - song of the chapter, 3000 miles by emblem3
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A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.
- willy wonka
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Normal friend: Wow, you are so pretty!
Best friend: Shrek called, he wants his face back.
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I'm being mean?
Oh i'm sorry.
I didn't take my
I give a shit pills today.
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A kiss
Is merely just a kiss
If you feel nothing.
But if your knees weaken
And your mind goes blank
On that first taste,
Then the whole story is waiting to unfold.
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Gramma:
The difference between knowing your shit,
And knowing you're shit
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Sarcasm
Just one of the many services i offer
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Oh, i offend you with my opinion?!
You should hear the ones i keep to myself.
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"The next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mothers dresser."
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That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious.
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"Hi, may i help you?"
"No i just waited 15 minuets in the line just to say hi"
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