A/n - song of the chapter, beautiful by Carly Rae Jepson ( feat. Justin Bieber)
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-you fall-
A good friend: omg are you ok!? Lets go get you a band-aid!!
A best friend: (laughing) did you see your face!? HAHAHAHA
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Girl: can you help me?
Boy: sure, what's up?
Girl: i'm trying to get this guy to like me.
Boy: who is he?
Girl: i can't tell you.
Boy: well, you can just tell him you like him.
Girl: how?
Boy: just say it.
Girl: i like you.
Boy: yeah, like that.
Girl: you're and idiot
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When guys get jealous, its actually kind of cute
When girls to get jealous, world war III is about to start.
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When my friend isn't present at school:
5%- i hope she's ok
95%- HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!
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"Stalking" is such a strong word, i prefer " intense research of an individual"
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When people see you laying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:
"Are you sleeping?"
"No i'm training to die"
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Sleeping is my drug
My bed is my dealer,
And my alarm clock is the police.
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"Did you just fall?"
"No, i attacked the floor."
"Backwards?"
"I'm freaking talented!"
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I like boys who are a lot taller than me, smell good, and give great hugs. So, uh, you.
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Why do we fell safe under the blankets?
Its not like a murderer will come in thinking,
"I'm going to ki-ahh damn! She's under the blanket."
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