Chapter 65

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A/n- song of the chapter, use somebody by kings of leon.

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Just because i know i could get more done if i get up earlier does not mean i have any intention of trying it.

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Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.

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Just remember:
Any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade.

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I don't know about you, but people make me want to say bad words.

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I know i could have said that in a less "bitchy" way, but that's just not the image i want to portray.

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I'd kick you in the vagina. But i'm afraid i would loose my shoe.

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Dear family,
Thanks for putting empty cereal boxes at the back of the pantry. Their's nothing like having a bowl full of disappointment for breakfast.

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Singing a song you don't really know.. But that 15 second part you do know is coming and your gonna own that shit.

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If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's jealous. If a kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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Honey boo boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're still single...
Just let that sink in.

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