Spider-Man One Shots!

Why Tony sucks at Pranks

Prank Wars.

That's all that they needed to say and you knew something was about to go down, Clint was the biggest prankster in the house, the vent climber was a good pranker at that too and of course everyone tried to get him back. Today, it was Tony's turn, he was going to get Clint back, and get him back good. 

The archer had stuck all of his tools to the ceiling, all of them and covered them in glitter. This wasn't the only prank he pulled, he covered Tony's favorite car is sticky note paper and filled the inside with bouncy balls. It took him two weeks to fix the damage, two weeks and now, Clint was going to suffer for two weeks, but not cleaning, he was going to take a trip back in time. 

Banner and Stark had been working on a formula to turn Clint into a baby for weeks and finally put it into action. They had worked out a great formula and now all they had to do was wait for him to drink it, they mixed it in with hot chocolate and left it on the coffee table in the living room. They waited in the kitchen for any sign or noise of a baby with giant smirks on their faces.

They heard a soft whine and that is when their mischievous grins grew, like a Cheshire cat grin. They quickly scurried into the living room expecting to find a younger version of the archer but were met by a small bundle of chocolate brown curly hair in a red and blue suit. The small boy looked up at Tony, his chocolate brown eyes glinted with curiosity and confusion making Tony melt. 

Peter. That's who suffered the consequences, and now? Tony was going to have to find a way to keep May away from Peter until he could figure out how to fix this and look after him. This was going to be a long two weeks....